Brendon

Brendon is a fuck boy, street thug, drug addict who cannot control his anger. He calls you family one minute but then calls you every name in the book the next.. He’s pooked out 90% of the time and it never fares well with whomever he’s fucking at the time. He can’t settle down in one place because he thinks every one is out to get him. He’s also a compulsive liar, and has no issues hitting a woman if you make him mad enough. He’ll reel you in with his charm but he’s just a snake in the grass ladies, so beware! He likes Batman, crispy bacon, rap, hair and teeth. If you meet Brendon fucking run the other way as fast as you can. Save yourself from excruciating pain and drama he rains down.

That Brendon is nothing but heartache and drama.

by Redhot_temper81 November 25, 2024

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Brendon

A disgustingly amazing friend. He is always willing to help you out if you mention a problem your having he the first to offer a solution. He may seem indifferent et at times but he has a lot to say.

He is sarcastic and likes very very dark humor. He is not easy to read and you can’t always tell what he’s thinking and he won’t tell you his thoughts but he shows he cares by his actions. He is horny but won’t ever find a girlfriend because he doesn’t want and because he scares them away. If you ever have a crush on him youll get jealous a lot because he talks to any girl and gives no one special treatment so you won’t know of he likes you or not. Probably best to avoid a Brendon if emotions happen.

There goes that pedophile Brendon again... luring little kids to his white beetle.

Brendon loves Jesus... so much so he wants to look like him.

by Schwifty bits December 26, 2019

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