Breeder

A slur gay people use for heterosexuals

-are you a faggot?
-stfu breeder

by daddysshrimpon1fan May 14, 2025

Breeder

straight people

“look at these two breeders kissing in public”

by ii_AestheticBoii_ii July 1, 2025

Breeder

Someone who's so fucking miserable from seeing child-free people enjoying having clean homes, stuff that isn't broken, and being able to travel that they insist that child-free people have kids just so the people who don't want kids can be miserable too.

Common things a breeder will say to a child-free person:

"You're being selfish"
"You'll change your mind"
"You're immature"
"You won't know true love until you have a baby"
"Motherhood/fatherhood is so rewarding"
"You're wasting your life"
"You'll regret not having a baby"
"You're lazy"
"Who will take care of you when you're old?"
"You're gonna die alone"

Every child-free person will encounter a breeder sooner or later. Whether it be a family member, friend, romantic partner, or even your doctor (OBGYNs are NOTORIOUS for trying to get their patients to have babies since they make a lot money off of pregnant patients and less from patients who want to be sterilized!). Remind the breeders that your life choices have no impact on your life, and that they're an asshole for being so rude to you.

by Failurebitch July 14, 2025

Breeder

Fuck yourself breeder. They aren't that important. Get his kids specifically if they imprison me. He will like it the least.

Hym "No. Fuck you breeder."

by Hym Iam August 30, 2025

kangeroo breeder

a person who is already friends with some one on snap chat when they ask

EG i need snap chat names

johndatoilet is mine

im already friends with you ,

you kangeroo breeder

by XXX_MLGPUSSYSLAYER_XXX August 18, 2014

Rabbit Breeder

A person with five or more kids.

It comes from the phrase: breeds like rabbits.

Hey look Paul, that's Mr. and Mrs. Johnson. Looks like his wife is pregnant again, and they are already on like their sixth kid! What Rabbit Breeders.

by QuinceyQuidditch February 21, 2014

Basement Breeder

Term for a (typically) male man that lives at home with his parents, and is generally at least 30, who lives like a rat and is fat and smells like shit, and is a huge keyboard warrior

Basement Breeder: (le troll troll troll)
You: Wow you're such a fucking Basement Breeder!

by LawdJeebus October 31, 2014