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Space Boer

Accurate description of Elon Musk.

Boers are south african apartheid whites, which he is. And in scifi fandom "Space something" is a way to decribe characters that are space versions of fantasy or other genres.

So space boer.
Space boer's fan base is worse than him. At least he makes money.
by esekaese July 20, 2023
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Yawn Boner

Sometimes called "Yoner", is when one gets an erection from excessive yawning. They will often come about with no warning and are usually harder than a normal erection. They will usually happen in the morning, often during class or at work.
Guy 1: Woah dude are you getting off to our math lesson?
Guy 2: No dude I've got a massive yawn boner right
Guy 1: Oh damn I hate yoners
by Zoppy September 25, 2013
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KELLEY BONER

A hardo who attends the Kelley School of Business. They are really good at school, which they LOVE to flex, but are weird with the girls. These people probably work at an accounting company, such as KPMG, and show their pride whenever they possibly can: like wearing the company’s backpack. An average “Joe” would be considered a Kelley Boner.
Hey man want to go out tonight?

No sorry bro, I need to talk up KPMG and study for the CPA.

Wow, your such a Kelley Boner.
by JaredsSubway October 26, 2019
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Boner face

One's facial expression when they have a boner.
It is more to do with the horny aura than with an actual boner. There is a slight smile, glint in the eyes and laid back body with the dick as the controller of all thoughts.
I thought Colt would for sure smash that girl! He had such a boner face!
by Sriracha_cake March 4, 2021
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poo boner

When you need to poop and you get an erection from poo rubbing up against your sphincter.
Man, Joe, I've got a poo boner and I need to use the restroom.
by PinkPussyTom October 29, 2022
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Boner Jams

a reference to 2005 American comedy film The 40 Year Old Virgin where Paul Rudd's character, David gives Steve Carell, Andy a box of the best pornos called "Boner Jams". Boner Jams is a list of the best videos that busted your nut! aka ejaculate. Wankers keep a list of videos that made their cock explode baby batter.
Wow this video of a slut getting plowed up her cunt and ass made me Bust my load! I'm adding it to the "Boner Jams 2022" playlist!
by HornyPornoAddict March 17, 2022
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boner queso

A synonym for smegma. Sometimes used specifically to describe dick cheese belonging to a person of hispanic origin.
Armando: Duuuude have you seen how much boner queso Jose has? You could make a quesadilla with that shit.

Carlos: Nah mang, I'm not really into checking out other dudes dick cheese status.
by Hammer of Jesus April 5, 2017
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