Mud Bogging

To have sex with the fattest women in town/tribe. The act is similar to plowing your truck through greasy, sticky mud… occasionally getting stuck. First heard at the Navajo Res., Arizona

Also taking one for the team.

Mud Bogging (Muhd-t Boggin)
'Those girls are Bigh Ones, We’s gonna go a mudtboggin’

by the_shaman August 21, 2006

Bogging

The act of an unnecessary delay

Riley: "Get your ass over here and stop bogging."

by philosodILL June 18, 2007

Borking

The act of "snot rocketing", or projecting semen out of a womans nose after a man ejaculates in said woman's nasal cavity.

"Did you hear about Sara? She took that load in the nose from John and started borking everywhere!!!"

by Dr. Doal Gnob January 27, 2010

Berging

To have drunken sex with a woman while mistakenly referring to her by the name of your pet or your friends pet.

Matt was Berging Lori as he continuously referred to her as Fido while they were having sex doggie style.

by MadJ May 21, 2008

Boring

Astronomy at Western University. The intro class is absolutely mind numbing. I fantasize about sleeping in this class but it's so hot and stuffy that you can't.

Man, I sure do hate syphilis.

Yup, but it beats that boring astronomy class.

Yeah, that's why I purposefully got syphilis.

by Swag Artist April 16, 2011

Boringasm

To experience an overwhelming sense of Boredom. The feeling you get when you are bored as shit and remember that you can't do anything about it and it gets boringer. The worst orgasm EVER. The complete opposite of an orgasm. The thing unhappily married couples get all the time. A way to describe your friend for being a lame-loser-fag-drag-weak-ass-shittard-pussy-suckaface-bitch.

Friend 1: "I waited for you to call me back. Thanks for being lame, I had like fifty boringasms last night!"

Friend 2: "You are a Boringasm! If you weren't such a drag I would've called your sorry ass!"

by TylerDurdden June 2, 2009

Mud Bogging

To motorboat another persons ass cheeks as you would a woman's breasts

Yo, I heard Jon went mud bogging with Cindy last night! He was motor boating that butt hole.

by Scrotamus September 11, 2014