Spunk Boogies

Small, usually isolated bits of congealed gelatenous matter either from natural genital or artificial lubrication that have the tendency to cling to the anterior portion of a female's vaginal lips, penis or marital aid after the lubricating properties have diminished a little. Their formation is generally tied directly to extended periods of penetrative sex by the penis or other marital aid as the friction of unabating thrusting and the air temperature combine affecting the stickiness and clingability of the small globules that have formed. In close up pussy pics sometimes mistaken for bits of toilet tissue. Usually white in color, tasteless and benign. When dry can be difficult to remove from bedding and clothing.
After we fucked for hours there were Spunk Boogies everywhere because we were too lazy to clean up afterwards!
by CT Hunter July 06, 2021
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boogie king

Is the head of the kingdom of boogie picking.
The boogie king rules over all the little boogers.
by Kdh December 30, 2013
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Boogie Knighted

The act of being introduced to the world of 1970s pornography.
My best friend totally Boogie Knighted me last night. It was kind of weird.
by schwifty90 March 31, 2017
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The boogie them

A boogie man who doesn’t identify himself being male or female because he knows that “gender” is a invention of the patriarchy to oppress him.
Kid:Mom! Can you look under my bed if...
Mom:DON’T YOU DARE BEING AFRAID OF THE BOOGIE THEM YOU TRANSPHOBIC PIECE OF SHIT!!!
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boogie shoogie

boogie shoogie also known as cocain
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you like that soy sauce mayo and sine rabdin nexican seasoning mixed in with some of the boogie shoogie
by super fresh cool man October 01, 2018
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Loogie boogie

A loogie boogie is when you stick your index finger inside Landon's warm asshole and take it out and have him lick the shit stains off your finger
by Kiljoish April 21, 2020
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BOOGIE Lord

In 2000 B.C., when the world was ravaged by Satanic demons threatening the existence of mankind and war had torn apart all societal relations, the BOOGIE gods in BOOGIE Heaven were contemplating what they could do to put an end to all the destruction occurring down on Earth. However, despite their ceaseless arguing, not a single one of them was able to propose a logical and realistic idea. The BOOGIE Lord had decided that he would have to sacrifice his place in BOOGIE Heaven and descend down onto Earth to end the war. The BOOGIE offered the humans and demons a tasty delicacy found only in BOOGIE Heaven. They were called bananas, and they were these yellow fruits that had a peel that vaguely resembled a smiley shape. All the humans and demons quit fighting to eat these delicious bananas. They replanted their seeds so that more banana trees would grow and replenish their supply once they'd consumed all the bananas that the BOOGIE Lord had offered. The humans who were also secretly vampires especially loved to use the name Bananas for their new-born children. The demons went away. But the humans had it all wrong. The BOOGIE gods actually called the bananas oogalagachiga but the humans had misheard the name when the BOOGIE Lord had said it, so they said bananas. The BOOGIE Lord has since not been spotted amongst mankind, but legend has it that only a special creature by the name of Zoinab can summon the BOOGIE Lord by chanting his name three times...
Naqvegan: You're such an oogalagachiga, Shawarma!
Shawarma: Oh yeah, well, you're the oogalagachiga that the BOOGIE Lord stepped on!
Huan (in the background): Oh, you just got ROASTED!
by ducks are a-Mah-zing! February 01, 2018
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