Cunt booger

The clear gooey substance that sometimes comes out of a woman's vagina. Women often find this substance in their underwear. It has a consistency of a gooey booger.

Kristy dug in her underwear and pulled out a cunt booger and wiped it on Erin.

by Bigbootyhoe21389 May 6, 2011

hood booger

Any person, regardless of race, who is stuck in a negative state of mind.

The hood booger refused to pay his bus fare even though he had a pocket full of money.

by troublemakert March 5, 2014

Cock booger

Dried up semen that is sticking on the cock.

I had a cock booger and it hurt when I pulled it off.

by fuck does it matter January 26, 2008

Booger

Dried snot that forms in the nose & can be removed for a tasty treat

Kiersten : Oh Jake last night was amazing your super hard cock really rocked my pussy!
Jake : I wish I could just kiss you all day long fuck this work shit!
Chad : Hey why don't you two quit messin around and get some work done!
Kiersten : Jake wore me out last night in bed sorry were are a little sluggish!
Chad : Don't piss me off BITCH!
Jake : Hey you can't call my girl that and by the way there's a huge Booger hanging out of your nose!
Kiersten : Ohh It's all green and slimy LOL!
Chad : MMMMMM!
Kiersten : Oh that's fuckin gross!
Chad : Yeah like watchin you two make out get the work or your FIRED!
Jake : Whatever you say Booger breath!

by SlopNChop May 20, 2017

butt booger

the terd that's stuck in your butt that makes it extremely uncomfortable to walk.

Jon: Dude I can't even walk this fuckin butt booger is just logged in there

Tyler: Dude that's disgusting, go take a shit or something

by jeffry the monkey's anus March 26, 2009

boogerology

The study of boogers and earwax

I need to pick your nose for my next boogerology experement

by Can of Worms November 9, 2006

snatch booger

Dried up cum stuck in the hair of an unclean snatch.

Her snatch was covered with snatch boogers.

by Snowy Stone January 17, 2009