An Australian Male who owns at least 1 early model commodore sedan. Although unqualified, considers himself a mechanic. Usually fixes cars by “fucking around” until it works again.
Johnno fixed up his misses commie, loose cunt had to pull the carby and put her back in. What a bogan
by Serarops August 10, 2018
Get the Boganmug. The "Bogan Saruman" is an older working class, redneck, hard drinking/smoking white guy, who's adopted the long beard, long grey hair appearance of a wizard from the Lord of Rings.
by Muzzrelli January 20, 2019
Get the Bogan Sarumanmug. A description for when the roof lining of said bogans commy ( commodore, automobile), or car of choice starts to fall away and sag, to the point of draping over the car driver or other occupants like a wide hat, or sombrero
Yeah mate watch your head as you get in the car, the roof’s sagging and I can’t afford to fix it until dole week. No worries mate, ive always wanted to wear a bogan sombrero
by Jaswahn November 20, 2020
Get the bogan sombreromug. by bennystixx July 24, 2024
Get the Lucille Boganmug. A person who is walks around streets trying to look cool and smoke and will most likely drive a skyline
look at that bogan in his skyline
by Alakiedadek August 14, 2018
Get the boganmug. “Bogan” is a state of mind that leads to suboptimal outcomes. Below is snap shots of the inner bogan mindset and what behaviours non-bogan observe.
Bogans think non-bogans are condensing, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are la-di-dah, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are incomprehensible, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are in need of more drugs, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are nerds, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are hostile, because we are
Non-bogans think bogans are clue less, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are uncouth, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are incomprehensible, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are substance addicted, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are canon fodder, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are dangerous, because they are
Stereotypes are only 50% right. You might rail against racism/sexism/homophobia/tofu, but do not forget to reach out a shake the hand of someone from the other side of the tracks. They may become your best friend.
Cheers big-ears
Bogans think non-bogans are condensing, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are la-di-dah, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are incomprehensible, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are in need of more drugs, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are nerds, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are hostile, because we are
Non-bogans think bogans are clue less, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are uncouth, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are incomprehensible, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are substance addicted, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are canon fodder, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are dangerous, because they are
Stereotypes are only 50% right. You might rail against racism/sexism/homophobia/tofu, but do not forget to reach out a shake the hand of someone from the other side of the tracks. They may become your best friend.
Cheers big-ears
Bogan: What ya looking at ya poofter
Non-bogan: You, mate. You have a shite load of skill to still have no broken bones from 250 failed tabletops
Bogan: You countin' at that were ya ya cunt?
Non-bogan: No, mate. I lost count at about 50. The remainder is an estimate based on time take for those 50.
Bogan: Then it's all good, mate, eh. Ya wanna beer?
Non-bogan: You, mate. You have a shite load of skill to still have no broken bones from 250 failed tabletops
Bogan: You countin' at that were ya ya cunt?
Non-bogan: No, mate. I lost count at about 50. The remainder is an estimate based on time take for those 50.
Bogan: Then it's all good, mate, eh. Ya wanna beer?
by mattyqwerty2 December 2, 2018
Get the boganmug. When an Aussie kid has the mark/scar of a botched coat hanger abortion on their forehead. Normally after the "Ye olde" coat hanger scramble was ineffective at removing an unwanted pregnancy.
Bloke 1 "oi mate, you look like a bogan harry potter, ya mums scrambled eggs must fucking suck"
Bloke 2 "Mate, I don't know how I managed to crawl outta the afterlife bucket. My old man's a good bloke though!"
Bloke 2 "Mate, I don't know how I managed to crawl outta the afterlife bucket. My old man's a good bloke though!"
by eat mike hunt January 8, 2021
Get the Bogan Harry Pottermug.