Frosty Blumpkin

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked by someone, who has recently eaten ice, while taking a dump.

Brinton gave Dylan a Frosty Blumpkin in the mens room at Arctic Circle.

by Peatty August 30, 2009

half blumpkin

Like a blumpkin, but instead of receiving oral while taking a shit, one jerks off while taking a shit.

My girl wasn't around to give me a blumpkin, so I took matters into my own hands and gave myself a half blumpkin.

by EDawwg40 November 11, 2018

blumpkin fart

A fart so gnarly that if getting head at the same time would be considered a blumpkin.

"Yo Jim I ripped the nastiest blumpkin fart while that fat chick was giving me head."

by blumpkinman33333 February 26, 2010

Reverse Blumpkin

A rare event in which a woman deficates while performing fellatio. Also see blumpkin, brother blumpkin, reverse brother blumpkin

The reason Jason and Darcy are still dating is because he is cool with wipping her ass, but only after she gives him a reverse blumpkin.

The odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field are about the same as receiving a reverse blumpkin!

by Inuit Dust Commando! October 28, 2004

Double Blumpkin

When you and your partner simultaneously shit on each other while 69’ing

The other night me and my girl were in the mood, so we decided to double blumpkin

by Space Dock April 1, 2010

Bumpkin Blumpkin

It is a blumpkin, a blow job given to a male while he is on the toilet, given by a relative. Being that it is a relative that is giving the oral sex which is considered redneck gives the term its beginning because country bumpkin is virtually synonymous with redneck.

Guy 1: Why do you look so happy?
Guy 2: My sister game me a blumpkin last night after she drank a bottle of Aristocrat.
Guy 1: Well at least with a Bumpkin Blumpkin you can't have a three-legged baby.
Guy 2: Well actually we still can but that's because we always fuck on Tuesday.

by Charlie T. November 2, 2009

Hazy Blumpkin

The act of smoking a blunt while taking a dump and getting some head.

I walked in the bathroom and Jimbo was sitting there getting a Hazy Blumpkin. Naturally, I hit the blunt and left.

by Tha Dinger April 2, 2011