Blueberry

A sexy person in my school who wears this amazing jacket that makes them look like a blueberry, just a yummy snack

F.B-Damn did u see blueberry today

J.H- yeah bro she is so bad I wish I could eat that blueberry

by Fortniteclips March 12, 2019

Blueberry Bush

When an Avatar cums on his pubes and wipes it off on someone else's hammock and then moves on to do it again when he refills.

Chief Blue-I jizzed on my daughter's hammock
Daughter-Dad im standing right here
Chief Blue-sorryyy....i thought you weren't looking when i preformed my drippy blueberry bush

by creamy suprise April 28, 2010

italian blueberry cheesecake

when two hairy men fart out cum onto one and another's backs then let it run down their ass cracks then proceed to drink said semen

omg todd that italian blueberry cheesecake was delicious last night

by stink berry August 10, 2012

Blueberry Muffin

A girl who gained 10-15 lbs in college but still wears the same clothes she did in high school. For an explanation, look at the part of the muffin that flops over the wrapper.

Joe: Did you see Jen in that half-shirt halter top?

Dan: Yea...She's leaking all over

Joe: Like Blueberry muffin...

Dan: hahahaha!

by Joe October 8, 2004

Blueberry Chocolate

When a male is doing a female and he shoves blueberries up her ass. He then keeps thrusting until the blueberries mash and mix with the feces in the ass, and becomes a chocolate-like substance, known as Blueberry Chocolate. He then makes her eaat it.

Hey man, i gave her the blueberry chocolate last night!

by ABcentrixx July 27, 2010

Angry blueberry smoothie

This is a variation of the blueberry smoothie (when you stick blueberries up a woman's cunt, pounding the shit out of her box until the blueberries get good and smashed, mixing with his nut inside her to a smooth, frothy consistency). After making the blueberry smoothie, you smack the woman in the nose and make her drink the blood gushing from her nose while you (or another person) consume the fresh blueberry smoothie oozing from her pussy.

"I was feeling a little passive aggressive today, so rather than the usual blueberry smoothie I get on my Tuesday lunch break, I decided to make it an Angry blueberry smoothie. Besides, my girlfriend has been a bitch the last few days anyway, so she deserved it."

by Anita Creampie October 9, 2008

blueberry

a blackberry phone that is literally a worthless piece of shit.

person one: "wow! i didnt know you had a blackberry!"
person two: "it was a blackberry until i scratched it and ripped out the track ball- now its a blueberry."
person one: "oh, sorry dude."

by ineedanewphone December 13, 2009