when a person is extremely high out of there mind (usually on marijuana) and the next day they have absolutely no idea what happened.
dylan: dude you were so high last night you were just staring at my cat for 3 straight hours!
Armin: oh my god i was so skull blitzed!
Armin: oh my god i was so skull blitzed!
by armeeen December 11, 2009
Get the skull blitz mug.yo dude, you shoulda seen what happened in the bathroom after last night. it was a splatter bowl blitz in there!
by sooperpoopybuns May 16, 2011
Get the splatter bowl blitz mug.When one calls "dibs", an opposing person may call blitz, leaving both parties to race to take off their pants the fastest. If one is not wearing pants, they lose by default
by badazzzz June 13, 2013
Get the blitz mug.Someone who is cancerous and abusive. It is recommended to avoid any contact with someone using the name. They are likely to abuse and hack you.
by UnknownPokemon13 November 21, 2016
Get the blitz mug.A word used to cancel out or reverse a reward, (depending on how you and your friends play it), in the shotgun game. The driver has final say if the passengers argue about whether or not the person calling "blitz" cancels out the other person's claim to shotgun in which it's a race, fight or contest to the claim of front seat, or if it is a reversal and the person calling blitz now gets to sit up front. Blitz's can be avoided by saying "Shotgun no Blitz."
Phil: Nick and Mike are you ready to leave?
Mike: Yells "Shotgun!"
Nick: Yells "Blitz!"
They both argue until Phil claims the blitz cancels out the shotgun claim.
Both Nick and Mike have a contest and jerk each other off to see who cums first and whoever does has to sit in the back.
Mike: Damnit I'm about to cum!
Nick wins and gets to sit up front.
While sitting up front Nick farts and Phil yells doorknob.
Nick: "Blitz!"
Phil: Blitz doesn't work in the doorknob game only in the shotgun game!
Nick: Googles it and realizes he's wrong.
Phil and Mike beat the shit out of Nick
Mike: Yells "Shotgun!"
Nick: Yells "Blitz!"
They both argue until Phil claims the blitz cancels out the shotgun claim.
Both Nick and Mike have a contest and jerk each other off to see who cums first and whoever does has to sit in the back.
Mike: Damnit I'm about to cum!
Nick wins and gets to sit up front.
While sitting up front Nick farts and Phil yells doorknob.
Nick: "Blitz!"
Phil: Blitz doesn't work in the doorknob game only in the shotgun game!
Nick: Googles it and realizes he's wrong.
Phil and Mike beat the shit out of Nick
by Daddy Domt Mess Around July 31, 2017
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by Tesha W. August 19, 2017
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“Sarah said she decided she didn’t want to go to the concert anymore. What a blitz!!”
“Sarah said she decided she didn’t want to go to the concert anymore. What a blitz!!”
by FL0WERP0WER July 12, 2018
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