blitz and bulb

two gay people in love

woah!! blitz and bulb are so gay and in love

by blitzzzzz June 4, 2021

Blitz

To go through a portal, usually rashly or hastily. To rush into a situation blindly. A good way to end up in the blinds.

"That new waiter blitzed through the door to the kitchen and ran straight into a cook carrying a dished of bananas flambé."

by Zed Numar July 18, 2021

shit blitz

"Shitting" multiple times out of nowhere like a blitzkrieg by the Nazis in WW2. Leaves a bloody o- ring and makes you question the health of your colon and the fate of the world itself 🤕

Dude...where are you?... I can't stand, I can't leave, I need a medic... I'm in the middle of a shit blitz.

by Word of man October 9, 2018

Blitz

Incredibly Good looking and Intelligent. Usually sexy and hot. Definitely a great guy to be with.

It's Blitz! Take a picture, QUICK!

by BATMAN QUACK July 24, 2016

Blitz

To Get Set Up For Robbery Or Death

Idk This Hoe Maybe Trying To Blitz Me.

by Adoss September 17, 2020

back to school blitz

something my church does on 8/8/year

me- i have to go to the back to school blitz tomorow

by fork 4 August 7, 2021

blitz stop

A really quick run to a store for forgotten supplies, especially for a party.

People are about to start arriving, but I need somebody to make a blitz stop to the supermarket for beer and ice.

by tyankou September 17, 2016