Sideways Blender 

noun, the sexual pleasure enjoyed by a man sticking his penis inside the cut out center of a woman's belly button.

She ended up dying from loss of blood after taking a sideways blender.

Sideways Blender by Steve Mobeve November 11, 2004

Turkey in a Blender 

Slang for marijuana, commonly used on the East coast.

Yo bro, check dis turkey in a blender I just thiefed

Turkey in a Blender by Bro November 27, 2003

poopy caca in a blender 

Poopy caca in a blender
Poopy caca in a blender

Poopy caca in a blender

poopy caca in a blender by I like cats 101 July 4, 2023

BuffaloWing Balognia Blender

The act of putting raw meat in the vagina, than with the addition of steak sauce,defecate in it than proceed to eat it.

No one has seen Oprah's husband Stedman ever since they did the BuffaloWing Balognia Blender!

BuffaloWing Balognia Blender by Poseidon9855 June 29, 2008

cock blender

cock blender is a fag bag (negro) who fucks male cocks roughly and drinks the cum and blood when the foul creature (negro) is finished

joe: *ow* fuck tunde! that cock blending hurts

tunde: mmm... cum and blood... cum and blood... cum and blood...

joe: you negro cock blender!

cock blender by tunde July 21, 2006

Chloe Blender 

An indestructible super dog.

A native of West Caldwell New Jersey, Chloe Blender has been able to bark in the face of cancer and is an inspiration to all rich, suburban poodles everywhere.

Chloe Blender by J.Elizabeth December 22, 2008

The Blender 

First you shit in a girls mouth so she chokes on it, then give her a minute. Then you jizz in her mouth. Take the blender you have near by and blender the mix and kill her.

Friend: Why are you dressed for a funeral?
You: I gave my girlfriend the blender last night... you know how that goes!

The Blender by Ben Bordanaro and Nate Bell (Edited by Giorgio, Steve, Yuri and Dan) April 20, 2005