prime time cock block 

An douche bag maneuver pulled off by Jay Leno through sucking network executive cock.

I used to think Jay Leno was an old, worthless sack of shit that has been on the air for far too many years and has overstayed his welcome onto my television, but ever since he pulled the prime time cock block on Conan O'Brien I just think he's a huge faggot.

CEO Steve Capus: I'm still not convinced. Get Jeff Zucker over here maybe ill change my mind.

Jay Leno: Yes Mr. President nyum nyum nyum.

prime time cock block by tittyboner169 February 23, 2010

Cock block

Some one ain't gonna get the d

Liz Hemmings is the biggest cock block known to man.

Cock block by my.michael.clifford August 28, 2014

philosophical cock block

When you've come up with a great idea only to realize someone else came up with it before you

"I was about to post my definition for masturbae when I found out that someone else already created one. What a philosophical cock block!"

philosophical cock block by Dr. Dob Doblinson March 17, 2015

Mormon Cock Block 

Right before you stick your dick in a young man wearing a white shirt and a black tie and pants walks in and slaps your dick with the Book of Mormon

I just got Mormon Cock Blocked last night, and my dick is still sore

Mormon Cock Block by losers_is_me July 5, 2019

Kansas City Cock Block

When two 18-wheelers drive side by side on a highway and prevent any car from passing.

“Shit bro, I can’t pass these guys up I’m getting Kansas City Cock Blocked right now”

Kansas City Cock Block by baylorbear6 August 1, 2023

cock block

A cardinal sin of "guys night out".

Spicy Ray cock blocked me by telling the bitch I was married with two kids at home.

cock block by Boogie February 14, 2004

cock-block 

when you are gonna get some, but then something stops you..

getting cock-blocked is when your cock gets blocked from getting any.. ex. my mom walked in on me and stopped me from tappin that

cock-block by Alec Mudd August 11, 2008