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Justin beiber

many people say things like "justin beiber iz soooo gay lolz!" but really, there's nothing "gay" about him. notice how EVERY SONG HE WRITES IS ABOUT GIRLS.

apparently his "girl voice" turns him into this gaywad fag when really the people that call him that are just jealous becuase he's more successful than them.

however, there is hope, becuase as of recently he's cut his hair and he no longer sounds like a girl.
retard: justin beiber is so gay lololol!

me: go fuck yourself. he's no more gay than you are not jealous. *punches retard is the face, cuts open his balls and burns his body*
by Chowderz March 7, 2011
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beiber fever

A fatal disease similar to schizophrenia.
victims are usually immature 6 to 16 year old girls
symptoms are including but not limited to:
1.singing every song Justin Beiber has ever made
2.making a shrine for him and start making out with it
3.hating all other girls that think they're his self assigned "number one fan"
4.being incredibly stupid and not focusing on anything else besides how his hair looks
5.buying a ton of posters and merchandise and kissing it before going to sleep
6.trying to figure out his phone number to call him every day in an attempt to find out where he lives, kidnap him, and keep him in your own sick twisted little petting zoo where you keep the Jonas brothers and any other singer that is a guy

Scientists are currently trying to find a cure yet have made no progress so far.
obsessive 10 year old girl: OMG IM GONNA KIDNAP HIM AND SHOOT EVERYONE AT HIS CONCERT OMG LOL ROTFALAWYASWPMP!
creeped out guy:oh my god you have beiber fever SOMEONE CALL 911!
by mynameisWHAAT? May 17, 2011
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Beiber

Can be a noun or verb, describes either a crap, or the act of taking a crap.
I ate so many hot wings last night, this morning I took 3 beibers before lunch time.

I was sitting in the bathroom stall and someone opened the door right in the middle of me beibering.
by brandonlh August 23, 2011
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Beibarian

A Justin Beiber fan who would literally kill anyone to touch The Beib
what a Beibarian
by Holla trolla March 8, 2011
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beiborgy

The act of masturbeibing in a group.
Mariah Yeater and friends masturbeibed at a beiborgy on Sunday.
by JustSayTech November 4, 2011
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Beiber

30 seconds of mind numbing intercourse, over almost before it began. Sex over so quickly even Al Bundy would mock it.
I heard they are renaming the express lane at Walmart to the Beiber lane!
by WTFdidthatjusthappen November 2, 2011
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Beiber

A good looking male who is or could possibly be underage/illegal. Inspired by singer/songwriter Justin Beiber.
"Man that guy is hot!"

"Wait, I think he's a Beiber."

"Oh damn, nevermind.."
by agatorsh37 March 24, 2010
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