begeezus

Adjective, usually precced with the preposition "the". a morally safe way to violated one of the ten commandments with the negative cosmic repercussions (assuming of course one such event is possible to begin with)

"When they were walking in that tunnel under the bike path Nick like stepped out from behind the bushes and scared the begeezus out of Shela and Ramon; hence the skid marks in Ramons gym shorts which ended in what has become refered to by some who shall remain nameless (LaDonna Pergotello you skank) school rally incident on 2005".

by Priz Biz Sage July 26, 2005

beeeeeaaatch

bith but said longer then the regular short beatch.

yo beeeeeaaaaatch, can't you hear me

by Jesse Hildo April 27, 2003

beeeeaaaaam

an exclamation of either
1) to be impressed
2) to show off,or show up
3) to impress some one
4) to show happiness
popularized in the poptart commercials.

guy1: "look at that ride with the twenty inch rims and flames!"

guy2: "beeeaaaaam! thats nice!"

by j-la July 27, 2003

Behemouth

One huge mutha of a lady sasquatch, often found in American all girl pop groups that change their line up regularly due to the Behemouth making the other girls appear to be dwarfs.

En Vogue and Destiny's Child removed the Behemouth beauties from their line up as the camera lens on the video couldn't fit their heads in.

by Gumbelley-Dickie December 27, 2011

Beeeeeed

A geordie way to say bed but in a much more friendly manner

As a wise Emma said : "I'm mortal pet...its time for beeeeeed"

by Panda_hug August 1, 2012

Beeedle (3 e's)

One of those wankjackets who constantly patrols the corridors looking for menial reasons to be disproportionally angry about. Usually hailing from the north east of england the beadle will never reach full maturity and will be dammed to a sexually replusive 'inward willy' causing him a great sense of inadaquacy however breast feeding form the father until the age of 20 will transfer huge amounts of testosterone and results in a massivly inflated ego. Apart from genrally bitch moaning the beadles sole vocal ability is to announce his finincal status to employees who have already seen him coming and started to leg it.

beeedle (3 e's) can only be truly be understood by those who have met a beeedle however below describes a typical beeedle interaction.

Me: shit, beeedles in the corridor and the windows jammed closed.

Beadle: Moan moan moan.... you've done something wrong... fuck I'm rich and your not.

Me: fuck you beeedle

by Big Jim the man fae forrrrez! January 22, 2015

Beeersch

A level of drunkenness only achieved by highly trained alcoholics; while simultaneously inheriting the ability to speak to felines, and ultimately slaying the pussy like a god.

"Hey beeersch..... *blackness*"

by Umadbro43 November 12, 2016