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Glenn Beck

1. Synonymous with the word "bullshit."

2. Synonymous with the word "myth."

3. Synonymous with the words "drug addict; alcoholic."

4. Synonymous with a radio/TV host who spreads bullshit, myths, rumors, and a bunch of other random, nonsensical fuckery on a daily basis. Used to be an alcoholic and a drug addict.
1. David: Hey Doug, I heard some bad rumors about you at school.
Doug: Don't worry, it's a bunch of Glenn Beck.

2. In Ancient Glenn Beckology, there were stories of dragons and serpents. Note: I said STORIES.

3. A: Bill became a Glenn Beck, so he smoked pot until his brain stopped functioning.
B: Michael sure loves his booze, he must be an Glenn Beck!

4. Glenn Beck: Welcome to the Glenn Beck Program, my shit smells excellent.
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Because im black

A sentence used by african americans when they don't get what they want.
Tyrone: Hey Jeff, come meet me up at the ball court, lets shoot some hoops G.

Jeff: Nah dude i can't, sorry man.

Tyrone: Oh, i see how it is. It's because im black, isn't it?

Jeff: Yep.
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BeccaClayton

When one said person is sitting on the toilet,while the Mrs is riding his voluptuous falace. Of course they are both defecating. One in the toilet, and one on the weiner. Also known as the "BC".
Grayson had to take a crap, but Becca definitely couldn't wait. Thus the BeccaClayton was performed.
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Because They Can

Eddie Jackson Jed James Because They Can
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beckasaurous

(1) a word used to describe a person who wins.
(2) a dinosaur

(3) not a robot
your a beckasaurous. therefore you are a winner.
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because fankart

phrase explanatory
Used to convey that personal desire is a/the justification for an action.

ORIGIN early 21st cent.: because fan + kart. Referring to the MIT produced shopping carts mounted with ducted fans that lacked any obvious function.
As an alternative to "because I want to, damn it":

A: I don't understand your obsession with building 3D printers when better ready-made ones already exist. Why do you do it?
B: Because fankart.

A: What are you working on today?
B: An electric scooter. And I'm making my own motor controller because... well... because fankart...
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becaa

a person who devours human flesh
those becaas' didnt give anyone mercy, they just ate them as quickly as they could get them.
by becaa March 2, 2008
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