beaver penis

A flaccid penis. The guy with a beaver penis is not able to get it hard for sexual intercourse.

- He could'nt get it up.

- Why not?
-Because he got a beaver penis.

by harvaldz November 18, 2015

beaver dammer

a term synonymous with "cock block" however only applying to women that prevent another woman from "scoring" with a target of intimate interest

"I was totally gonna go home with that guy till that beaver dammer screwed it up"
"i totally got beaver dammed by that slut!"

by sully401 July 7, 2009

beaver whisper

the unexpected release of air from a female's vagina. Also known as a queef.

After a long evening of steamy sex Crystal was surprised when she let out a beaver whisper.

by clever lamb June 7, 2009

Gray Beaver

Elizabeth Warren's secret Indian (native American) name

While culturally appropriating scholarships at Harvard University, Elizabeth Warren went by the name Shifty Squaw. In her later years she changed to Gray Beaver

by Juan_Outta_many December 21, 2021

Beaver pa

where the legendary Tone15 lives. no cap

Beaver pa is where Tone15 lives.

by Youtube star Antoni Mastoris May 14, 2019

Beaver

A person generally found in the north of england found to be cavorting and or generally misbehaving in a sexual nature around or in a woodland area.

Sometimes alone and or with other woodland creatures. Preferably badgers are the common favourite.

"I just saw a beaver giving a hilarious blozzer in the conifers with a big badger. They were having a whale of a time."

by b1tchf@ce118118 June 22, 2009

Beaver

One who constantly gets in the way of another's happiness; "BUILDING DAMNS" in ones "RIVER OF LIFE"

Charles Gregory is such a beaver

by Aprilfool_fosho August 4, 2009