sexual battery

when you do something sexual then throw batteries at them after

INGRID, DON'T EVER SEXUAL BATTERY ME AGAIN. IT DOES NOT 'CHARGE ME UP' LIKE YOU SAID IT WOULD.

by TORIKICKSDICKS August 11, 2008

Mexican Battery

Coca-Cola in any form, usually in can. Many Mexican households have at a minimum 72 cans at all times. The bottled non-hfcs version is prided as it actually comes FROM Mexico many times.

When in the morning, if being from any sort of latino heritage, you think a coca-cola would be an excellent addition to breakfast. This form of recharging the 'human battery' is thus, a Mexican Battery.

by mikenator.L June 16, 2010

Moist Battery

When a female puts 2 AA batteries up her vagina and rubs her feet on carpet vigorously to create an electric charge causing stimulation

That moist battery was intense last night

by Moist Battery September 22, 2016

swallow battery

The act of consuming a battery in order to take one's life

Cj decided to commit swallow battery after being left by his girlfreind

by Green Tea Citrus October 22, 2018

Fat battery

An umbreon by the name Nightlight

wow that "fat battery" was amazing

by SylverSylveon December 19, 2021

Mobile Artillery Battery (MAB)

one who plays the call of duty game franchise and arms Oimself to the teeth, usually with explosives. Although Mobile Artillery Batteries are most often noobs that are 12 years old in real life, the more experienced ones can be useful for eliminating enemy groupings or clearing rooms. much like an Armchair AA except MABs tend to fucus more on ground based threats

Jimmy: dude, look at that nooby Mobile Artillery Battery (MAB) i just sniped, hahahah

or

Jimmy: That mab just killed me with his noob tube...and two of my friends too, omg pro MAB!

by Clickerfish March 26, 2011

non removable battery

The worst thing to ever happen to Samsung phones.

My battery is dead and I can't swap it for a fully charged one because I have a non removable battery.

by nonremovablebatteryphonessuck March 30, 2017