A fictional creature that lives aboard naval vessels and whom you send those who are new to the boat to go and stand watch for at 3am.
Airman Wiles was given a bogus watch looking for sea bats when he could have been sleeping as sort of a hazing.
by Jolly Roger March 25, 2004
A fat ass joint/blunt typically filled with a large amount of that sweet ganja good, that green goddess, mary jane, MARIJUANA
by Varno May 30, 2017
"As I turned my Meat Bat toward Polaris,
A Ray of Light shone down on It from the Heavens,
As if the Gods themselves were in awe of It's large, bulbous nature.
It was still glistening from her Juices,
And pulsating in anticipation of the next Encounter.
And I thought to myself,
All is Good, all is Good."
(Translated from an ancient Aramaic text, thought to have been written circa 600 B.C.)
A Ray of Light shone down on It from the Heavens,
As if the Gods themselves were in awe of It's large, bulbous nature.
It was still glistening from her Juices,
And pulsating in anticipation of the next Encounter.
And I thought to myself,
All is Good, all is Good."
(Translated from an ancient Aramaic text, thought to have been written circa 600 B.C.)
by Colonel Turdburglar September 12, 2005
eg 1. Eric:That girl is a slut, she likes to loop bat all the time.
eg 2. John: I made a huge fumble in the football game.
Alex: You loop bat!
eg 2. John: I made a huge fumble in the football game.
Alex: You loop bat!
by Mr. Dark October 06, 2006
A bat cave is a really disgusting vagina. a Vagina thats a bat cave could be considered really hairy,old,dry,wide,or a whores vagina.
by DaTheRussianBear November 17, 2006
A modern diety. A titan among gods. Best known for leading the Philadelphia Phillies to the 2008 World Series title and getting balls deen every twat he saw along the way.
"hey Amanda, I heard u fucked Pat the Bat." "Absolutely not, Pat fucked me."
And on the 8th day, God created Pat.
And on the 8th day, God created Pat.
by SlutMonkey62 September 20, 2010
Army slang, meaning "severely fucked up". Used in the context of comparison. See also: hockey cleats
by Bullzeye December 26, 2003