botty bandit

A homosexual man.

"Bill? No, he doesn't like women, he's a confirmed botty bandit."See shit stabber and uphill gardener

by Toasted Crumpet July 2, 2003

butthole bandit

noun:

a person who without prior knowledge or consent, sticks anything in or around the premises of your butthole.

see also: Buttfinger, Asshole Assassin,

After my best friend Andrea did the weekly walk of shame from the guys house last night all the way back to my place, she then told me how her Thursday night fuck buddy "accidently" put a finger in her butthole.

Andrea: At first I thought he just got it in the wrong hole, but then it happened AGAIN...

Liz: Yo he totally violated your ass on purpose. He's a secret butthole bandit!

by ae123456 September 14, 2012

Make-Out Bandit

A promiscuous kisser. Someone who kisses countless numbers of people and never knows anything about them. Kiss and run.

Eddy: Come on...Just kiss me.

Ashley: Eddy! No! You are such a Make-Out Bandit! You kiss EVERYONE! Ugh!

by YoRegiiis! August 16, 2008

Bandito Tucknee

The act of sitting in the pocket of a radical wave with the sickest style.

" dude did you see that guy get all bandito tucknee on that wave?"
" not only does that guy rip, he's got sick style too, totally bandito tucknee."

by JRB123 March 18, 2009

Bantitude

The magnitude of banter in a conversation.

I don't think you understand the bantitude of the situation!

by Kingfisher_Lads October 25, 2010

Bankstard

An "Individual" working for a financial institution, normally Board Member or Chief Executive, who possesses no knowledge whatsoever about the industry in which he/she works, he would hazard a guess that the "Fractional Reserve System" was something to do with Betfair, and will have simply never heard of a fiat currency. Bankstard will have never personally researched anything, will have blindly believed everything taught or told to him at university or by his former bosses, to think otherwise could jeopordise future 6/7 figure salary. He will believe he is doing a good thing, such is the extent of his brainwashing. His belief will be that his bank loans out a percentage of money that it has on deposit, plus interest, where in reality anybody with an internet connection and half a brain knows that a bank creates money at the stroke of a pen (your signature on loan application), it risks nothing of it's own. He will not understand that your mortgage application is an IOU (exactly as good as/identical to £/$) cashed by the bank and then lent back to you, which you pay back in full with interest................his brain won't be big enough to take in the thought that his institution is there as part of a massive financial redistribution scheme, to bankrupt not only people but nations also, for the Bilderbergers Rothschilds and Co.............

Bankstard will not have heard of the shameful historical trade of usury.

Frank: "Can you lend me a tenner Tony, Bankstards have fined me £35 for an unpaid Direct Debit"
Tony: "Can't mate sorry they did it to me too"
Frank: "If only the supreme court of the UK would have ruled against them"
Tony: "Banks rule everything mate, politicians, media the lot, we're fucked"
Frank: "No we're not pal, they are, you watch, the era of greed is over, and it won't be coming back for a while! Writing is on the wall for them all!!!"

by RubatoPiano July 15, 2013

Banita

The best gf you will ever have.she is amazing and you just want to have her for ever

“Banita loves food”

by ONLIN_KILLER588 May 8, 2018