Baguette

A word that means a massive penis; over a foot long.

Dude, jack has a total baguette.

by Endei October 2, 2023

Bideford Baguette

The act of performing cunnilingus on a rank pussy.

"She was a nasty girl - had a minge that looked like a Bideford baguette , Quimm cheese , baggy ham on a crusty cob with salad dressing dripping out. But I ate her out anyway"

by Not Bambi January 20, 2024

Rusty baguette

When you randomly buy a baguette and then after a drunken night of inappropriately prodding people in their buttholes and privates with it you let an unsuspecting friend eat it.

I can’t believe Shan ate that rusty baguette this morning! Dude I had that thing in so many butts last night!

by Scottydoes213 February 28, 2021

Nutella Baguette

When a french baguette is inserted into the anus and is removed with a strong covering of faecal matter;
Discovered in Paris in 2016 by Nikolass when a crusty baguette was inserted into his anus during a bout of diarrhoea and was heavily covered with faecal remains

Fancy having a Nutella Baguette

by kramitin99 June 13, 2016

Mattress Baguette

A derogatory insult describing a person akin to that little piece of bread wedged between your mattress and wall which has been giving you cockroaches and other critters.

You cheated on me, you're a mattress baguette.

by Pumpkinzz March 2, 2025

baguette arms

Arms which mildly resembles baguettes normally very short and weak also stubby chode like

Fucking hell! He’s got baguette arms...

by Dockers4hands January 29, 2018

Baguetter

Derogatory, someone who fetches bread. (Used for bread fetchers of all nationalities.)

Person 1: Fetch me a baguette, Baguetter!
Person 2: Yes Ma'am.

by EthanolandMethanol February 2, 2024