Healthy as a Badger

Used to describe someone in their physical, mental and spiritual prime.

Person 1: How are you feeling? I heard you were sick.
Person 2: I'm as healthy as a badger!
Person 1: That's not a saying you fuckin idiot.
Person 2: *goes on urban dictionary to write a definition*

Healthy as a Badger by gloplord August 9, 2023

badger ugly

An extreme to coyote ugly. The victimized male finds himself in the company of a slovenly woman in the morning. He finds himself trapped with one arm under his date. He gnaws his arm off to escape and subsequently gnaws off the remaining arm to avoid the same fate in the future.

That girl is badger ugly.

badger ugly by Jack the Basher January 18, 2005

Badger Short Bus Brigade 

A group of UW-Madison students who converted a short bus into a Wisconsin Badger football tailgating vehicle. They are also a registered Limited Liability Company with the state of Wisconsin.

The Badger Short Bus Brigade just drove by blasting Journey.

Badger Short Bus Brigade by Dustin McMahon March 14, 2008

Sticks the Badger 

A character from sonic boom oh shes also brown

Sticks the Badger is very annoying

Sticks the Badger by kanimou January 19, 2019

Honey Badger Don't Care 

The fun response to "that" person in your life that asks, "Where would you like to eat?" and then doesn't like any of your suggestions.

As a text response: H.B.D.C.

Girlfriend: Where would you like to eat?

Me: Wingstop!

Girlfriend: (after umpteenth suggestion) Those places don't sound good. Lets go to that new place that makes you sit on the floor and eat vegetarian Fondoo.

Me: Honey Badger Don't Care! It just eats it.

Honey Badger Don't Care by Louis Raritan October 9, 2011

Bad Badger 

Bad Badger:

A) In abstract terms, to bad badger is to receive a piggyback ride from someone while yelling "I am Bad Badger" - meant to be an insult. Why? Because the person getting the piggyback ride cannot afford a real ride yet still wants the attention.

In practical terms, it's the equivalent of renting an exotic car in order to attempt to fool women into sleeping with you because you could not afford even the miniature sized equivalent of that car. For a person to achieve the status of Bad Badger, they must be renting an exotic and yell "I AM BAD BADGER" from his convertible.

B) Could be used in the sexual sense where he is riding a woman from behind and yelling I am the Bad Badger. Meant to be insulting to the woman.

The context used is "Lol he bad badgered".

Renting an exotic car in order to get women to sleep with you is an example of Bad badgering.

Bad Badger by AWDracer June 22, 2009

BUTT BADGER 

A person who repeatedly digs in his or her ass crack with the ferocity of a badger.

Damn he must not have wiped, Look at that butt badger go!

BUTT BADGER by IonicDistortion August 14, 2009