backseat surprise

When you are having sex in the back of your car and she loses control and shits on your car seat. In the morning you look at your rear seat and there is a brown surprise awaiting.

This actually has happened to me 2 times, once in my parents car and my Father found it and once in my own car.
My old man could not work out where the poo came from..

Last night i was fucking sally in the back of the car and when I looked at the rear car seat i noticed that she left me a backseat surprise.

Or Whats that brown stuff on the rear seat? I am not lending you my car ever again!

There's poo on the car seat, honey can you check the kids shoes?

by Woody woodPecker August 10, 2012

Backseat Charlie

A person sitting in the backseat of a car who has no say in what goes on inside the car.

"Hey change it back, I like that song!"

"Shut up backseat charlie."

by buttcheeksbrown November 11, 2012

backside flip

skateboard maneuver in which the rider performs a kickflip and a backside 180 rotation

oh man, theotis has backside flips on lock.

by himey ho March 4, 2014

Backstabber

Someone that will pretend to be your friends and find out all of your secrets. Once they do that they take the most embarrassing ones and spread it just to embarrass you.

Samantha: I think I like Josh, but I know he doesn't like me back. If I told him I liked him it would ruin our friendship
Brittany: Hey Josh, Samantha likes you she wants to have your babies.
Josh: Ew, I'm not talking to her anymore.
Samantha: that bitch is such a backstabber

by Depressive name June 21, 2015

Backside of the Poon

When you look at a ho from the back and see a little bit of pussy from the ass. And I’m not talking about the gardening tool.

When I told that bitch to make me some Chef Boyardee I couldn’t help but notice the backside of the poon.

by Yung poon November 25, 2017

Backpussy-whipped

Related to backpussy and pussy-whipped. A gay enjoys his backpussy in his sexual relationships, but when he is being emotionally and socially dominated by his partner in every aspect of his life, unfortunately he is being backpussy-whipped.

Karen: I think Sam is really backpussy-whipped.
Stephen: I agree with you. His boyfriend forced him to go to the drag queen's convention.
Karen: Poor thing, that wig looked really bad on him.

by Let's be Anne February 21, 2021

Backseat Meeting

The act of meeting another man in the back of a Jeep Grand Cherokee. 9/10 times the meeting will consist of a bunch of violent sex.

Damn man, Cam and Collin were having a backseat meeting after work. They were very loud and they left the lights on so everyone could watch.

by Cam15 July 27, 2022