“Sorry I’m late for work, I met this absolute Butcher at the bar last night and, anyhow, I haven’t slept yet”
by The Boy$ November 23, 2021
In 2018 a series of murders struck Michigan. Bodies were found disassembled with exacting precision, leading investigators to dub the killer “The Butcher of Michigan”.
The killer has never been identified, however the only suspect has since moved to Hawaii. No charges were ever filled due to a lack of physical evidence.
The killer has never been identified, however the only suspect has since moved to Hawaii. No charges were ever filled due to a lack of physical evidence.
Guy1 “Have you ever wondered if you could commit a murder and get away with it free and clear?”
Guy2 “Like the Butcher of Michigan? He’s in Hawaii, you could pay him a visit and ask him how he did it.”
Guy1 “No way! I’d become his latest victim!”
Guy2 “Like the Butcher of Michigan? He’s in Hawaii, you could pay him a visit and ask him how he did it.”
Guy1 “No way! I’d become his latest victim!”
by Tur7le October 20, 2022
dave: 2001: A Space Odyssey is too long-someone needs to make a butchers cut before i’ll watch it.
todd: what’s a butcher’s cut?
todd: what’s a butcher’s cut?
by your-pseudonym January 10, 2024
A nob gobbling cock swabbler! A man who can fit more cocks in his mouth than all pornstars combined! An arsehole like the channel tunnel and a throat to match!
by The conch shell November 23, 2018
I girl that’s madly in love with her taken ex gf Shelby. Harli has big blue eyes and is insecure asf. Harli hates herself and wishes that she could find a way to be with Shelby again.
by it moms moms moms mom August 02, 2022
by The Real Llama November 29, 2021