Bulgarian Shower Head

A devious act, most comparable to a wet form of Czechoslovakian Door-Knob. It can be performed on any person large or small, however the practitioner should wear rubber soled shoes for safety such as crocs.

Last night I slipped while attempting a Bulgarian Shower Head resulting in the old bird losing a spleen.

by Anonymous1105 June 7, 2022

bulgarian sack meat

When Bulgarians throw various meat into a burlap sack and then proceed to roast it.

Dave: "What do you want in your mouth?"

Kim: "Bulgarian sack meat. of course."

by Xx_WordVixen_xX May 1, 2018

Bulgarian

Hot people that drink rakiya, yell slurs after a fly comes buzzing inside the window. They also listen to chalga (not always), eat shopska salad for breakfast, lunch and dinner. And finally, their voice is three times louder than anything else you've heard before. But us Bulgarians also like complaining a lot.

Abe da mu eba maika mu deeba na taq muha sq she mi shumi 20 minuti da mu eba.-casual Bulgarian swear language.

by Yeetus Deleetus June 18, 2021

bulgarian spunk nugget

When your force your dog to blast his green load onto a McDonald’s chicken nugget and you eat it for your own pleasure.

I tried a bulgarian spunk nugget last night bro.

by Your dads meatballs June 4, 2020

Bulgarian Teapot

when a deaf woman lets a man insert his long penis deep into her ear canal until he pounds her ear and cums deep inside it, after he is done he cums all over her hearing aid and shoves it into her vagina

we had a bulgarian teapot last night, it was so warm and wet!!

by Dhdhdhdgshd April 4, 2025

Bulgarian Chocolate Bar

The act of putting your dick in your partners ass, having them take a dumb while its in there, and then having them push your dick out with the turd. You then push it back in, and continue for as long as you want.

Dang bro i really pulled the Bulgarian Chocolate Bar on that crazy girl last night

by Potatonado December 20, 2021

Bulgarian Bungle Bridger

The Bulgarian Bungle Bridger, also known as the Harut Hickelis the sexual act of using anal beads as a whip, and whipping your partner to death whilst masturbating. Then, the performer of said act ejaculates into the eyes of said victim. After which, the performer decapitates the victim, and cuts open the victims stomach, placing the victims severed head inside the stomach.

He was arrested for committing multiple acts of the Bulgarian Bungle Bridger on Men

by Allofthemaretobekilled January 4, 2025