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Brokeback Mountain

The trademark play of the Dallas Cowboys, but not one used during any football game. Instead, this is a play they run in the locker room after, win or lose that involves the entire team stripping naked, finding a partner and beginning to wrestle each other. The winner of this 1v1 is crowned when they successfully butt fuck their opponent. Round 2 begins on top of the pile of butt fucked bodies and this process is rinsed and repeated until there is a mountain of bodies, with one lone Cowboy on top, balls deep in the peak
Cowboys Fan 1: Ahhh man, we choked in the play-offs again.

Cowboys Fan 2: I know, but at least 'dem boys get to hold their heads high as they head to the locker room for their final play, the Brokeback Mountain.

Cowboys Fan 1: God, what I would give to be at the bottom of that mountain
by anonymous December 17, 2023
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Brokeback Mountain

Variation of the Cowgirl sex position where the guy puts his dick
in the girl's ass rather than her pussy.
I asked my husband if he wanted me to do cowgirl, but instead he asked for

Brokeback Mountain.
by SovietRyan November 16, 2014
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fifty brokeback

large oddly shaped A bunker, premired at the 05/06 national colegiate painball league championships
go do him hes at the fifty brokeback
by Canonball August 31, 2006
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Brokeback Biatch

Guys who fiercely defend each other, even after proven wrong. They do this with such intensity, that it would seem they have feelings for each other.
You could tell that Damian really is David's brokeback biatch. Even though neither one of them has any real proof to the contrary, he still defended David's theory that Jordan would've left the Bulls like Lebron left the Cavs. Even after Jordan publicly said he would've never done what Lebron did.
by ThePac66 September 27, 2011
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Brokeback Dick

Dick so good you just don't know how to quit it.

Generally this dick belongs to a fuckboi, situanship, side peice, or the emotionally unavailable.

Sexual chemistry is bomb and it fits jusssst right.

It bringith you ye multiple quakes of ye nethers.

Best experienced in reverse cow girl/boy.
"Girll he's my brokeback dick. Shits too good I just can't quit it."
by Sadiescandalous November 27, 2023
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Brokeback burger

when you and your friends are very hungry and would do ANYTHING for a burger.
omg Ian I want a burger so bad break my back daddy, Brokeback burger
by morgaggg January 28, 2021
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Brokeback Mountain

The trademark play of the Dallas Cowboys, but not one used during any football game. Instead, this is a play they run in the locker room after, win or lose that involves the entire team stripping naked, finding a partner and beginning to wrestle each other. The winner of this 1v1 is crowned when they successfully butt fuck their opponent. Round 2 begins on top of the pile of butt fucked bodies and this process is rinsed and repeated until there is a mountain of bodies, with one lone winner on top of the mountain, balls deep in the peak
Cowboy's fan 1: Man, I can't believe that we choked again this playoff, I thought this was our year man!

Cowboy's fan 2: I know, but at least the team can play brokeback mountain now.

Cowboy's fan 1: OMG, that's my favorite play
by anonymous December 16, 2023
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