The term 'Biscuit People' is used to refer to members of society who (it is assumed) most likely eat nothing but cheap supermarket own-brand biscuits for their daily intake of food such as chavs, pikeys, & pretty much everyone on the social. They stand apart from regular people by usually have a rather disturbing body odour, unsightly physical appearance, food stains down their Matalan tracksuits and a severely damaged/disfunctional intellect. It should be noted that in a family unit containing a 'Biscuit Person' that over time the remaining members will also become inflicted with the condition.
by Aramitz August 25, 2005
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A girl or young woman who is nice looking and a little on the thick side, not yet fat or cubby, but within 5 years of finishing high school or giving birth to a child will gain and retain that excess weight forever, never again being able to recapture her once curvations figure. Much like opening a can of refrigerated biscuts, once you pop that seal there's no way to get that dough back into that skinny can.
After the Class reunion, Marc laughed out loud at his year book pictures and captions which included: Dave-then Captain of the Football team and voted Best Hair now bald as eagle used car salesman and Sharon-then homecoming queen, prom queen, and head cheerleader(always top of the pyramid) now biscuit can girl extrodinare and divorced mother of one.
by Nolen2 January 29, 2008
Get the biscuit can girl mug.A biscuit king is someone who is typically running their mouth in a foul way but when he needs to cover up, he uses "biscuit" to replace his cuss words. Many people call him Michael
by The Duts July 22, 2014
Get the biscuit king mug.Noun. A very fat person wearing clothes so tight they look as if they could pop like a can of pillsbury biscuit dough.
Damn, look at that biscuit loaf of a mother fucker. How'd he even get in those clothes.
Bro, we're not going out with you biscuit loafing like that.
Hey bitch tits biscuit loafer, there's a Wal-Mart down the street so you can buy some bigger clothes. They even have a parking lot and candy so your fat ass doesn't have to walk and so you can eat away the shame when your done shopping.
Bro, we're not going out with you biscuit loafing like that.
Hey bitch tits biscuit loafer, there's a Wal-Mart down the street so you can buy some bigger clothes. They even have a parking lot and candy so your fat ass doesn't have to walk and so you can eat away the shame when your done shopping.
by nastynick69 October 31, 2009
Get the Biscuit Loaf mug.The biscuit represents a penis and the hallway represents the enormous asshole. Usually due to the fact that the man or woman has had many many sexual partners which has stretched the anus walls to the size of a "hallway".
Having sex with Chris is like throwing a biscuit down a hallway. I don't know how anyone can make gravy from this.
by BewbADHD June 19, 2016
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It's called the "Biscuit Rule" because 15 minutes is also the average time it takes to properly bake a biscuit. The rule exists to prevent the single/divorced parent from embarrassing their kids by ever making them say they're older than a prospective step-parent.
It's called the "Biscuit Rule" because 15 minutes is also the average time it takes to properly bake a biscuit. The rule exists to prevent the single/divorced parent from embarrassing their kids by ever making them say they're older than a prospective step-parent.
My daughter's college roommate asked me to a movie, but, because she's younger than my daughter, I had to comply with the 'biscuit rule'.
by Kraven Moreheade December 28, 2019
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