Granny Beads

When dirt and sweat gather up in patches on your skin in little beads, more common in warm weather
After mowing the yard, Adam had a bunch of granny beads showing up on his neck.
by serene88 February 4, 2021
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Pee beads

When a diaper is ripped and the fluffy contents fall out in beads that stick to every possible surface.
Oh crap I got pee beads everrwhere
by scoggles1988 June 25, 2014
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Beading

It's so hot, I'm beading all over my good shirt.
by TheorogonalSamIam August 7, 2020
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anal bead self defense

i had to use anal bead self defense when i was attacked when i sold my used anal beads on twitter.
by pp.penis April 14, 2023
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Thai Prayer Beads

Anal Beads

Calqued from French.
Few things are more pleasurable than someone pulling some Thai Prayer Beads out of you.
by ApricotFields May 23, 2025
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bead

to bead someone

Winning a match using anal beads as a cheating device.
Fabio: "Cüs! Can't believe Hans bead Magnus."
Daniel: "He improved a lot lately, that's more than impressive!"
Ian: "I heard rattling coming from his seat, something is fishy"
by CagnusArlsen October 5, 2022
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Squeegee beads

When the anus is oozing of mucus membranes after use of sex anal beads
I'm going to get squeegee beads tonight at the swingers party
by Freezer pop May 25, 2022
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