beat-off baguette

The act of beating off in a hollowed-out, warmed up baguette. When you blow in the baguette, you hand it to your girlfriend/boyfriend to eat as a surprise.

"Dude, I made my girl a beat-off baguette, and she couldn't believe it!"

"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."

by The Dangerous One45 April 3, 2014

BAGUETTE

epic tank that shoots baguette dough towards patrick and kills patrick
beats up a common Patrick

baguette; die motherfucka
patrick; ok
baguette epicly kills patrick
patrick; yay

by sdfghngefdwrtr December 14, 2020

African Baguette

French person who comes from Africa, pretends to be French enough to not be kicked out of Paris. Often black, sometimes white.

Rory is such an African Baguette, speaking in French despite being Zimbabwean.

by geekyd August 3, 2019

baguette arms

Arms which mildly resembles baguettes normally very short and weak also stubby chode like

Fucking hell! He’s got baguette arms...

by Dockers4hands January 29, 2018

Mattress Baguette

A derogatory insult describing a person akin to that little piece of bread wedged between your mattress and wall which has been giving you cockroaches and other critters.

You cheated on me, you're a mattress baguette.

by Pumpkinzz March 2, 2025

The baguette goddess

The baguette goddess is the goddess of all the baguettes including garlic baguettes

Person: “ who is the baguette goddess”

Layla Walton: ”it’s me I am the baguette goddess”

by Adopted daughter of god April 16, 2020

Baguetter

Derogatory, someone who fetches bread. (Used for bread fetchers of all nationalities.)

Person 1: Fetch me a baguette, Baguetter!
Person 2: Yes Ma'am.

by EthanolandMethanol February 2, 2024