Nutella Baguette

When a french baguette is inserted into the anus and is removed with a strong covering of faecal matter;
Discovered in Paris in 2016 by Nikolass when a crusty baguette was inserted into his anus during a bout of diarrhoea and was heavily covered with faecal remains

Fancy having a Nutella Baguette

by kramitin99 June 13, 2016

Baguette

A word that means a massive penis; over a foot long.

Dude, jack has a total baguette.

by Endei October 2, 2023

Mattress Baguette

A derogatory insult describing a person akin to that little piece of bread wedged between your mattress and wall which has been giving you cockroaches and other critters.

You cheated on me, you're a mattress baguette.

by Pumpkinzz March 2, 2025

Oui Oui Baguette

French for ' yes yes baguette ', which is kinda nonsense

Person 1: Oui oui baguette
Person 2: Bruh

by UrLocalSeagull May 22, 2023

Baguetter

Derogatory, someone who fetches bread. (Used for bread fetchers of all nationalities.)

Person 1: Fetch me a baguette, Baguetter!
Person 2: Yes Ma'am.

by EthanolandMethanol February 2, 2024

lon baguette

this is referring to London's (from londonsworld squad) large pp

"I love lon baguette so long"

by Cendy Cupdevil August 8, 2019

Rusty baguette

When you randomly buy a baguette and then after a drunken night of inappropriately prodding people in their buttholes and privates with it you let an unsuspecting friend eat it.

I can’t believe Shan ate that rusty baguette this morning! Dude I had that thing in so many butts last night!

by Scottydoes213 February 28, 2021