Salami Badger 

A person who is extremely gay. This referance is to a man who wont leave other penis's alone.

Salami (often used as a word for penis)

Badger (Often used to describe someone who wont leave an item alone)

Salami Badger

"That guy wont leave me alone!!! He is such a Salami Badger!!"

Salami Badger by Rfish June 28, 2012

easy bangers 

easy bangers is another way of saying easy done/easy

Jim: Can you run down to the servo?
Jeremiah: Easy bangers - I’ll be 5 minutes

easy bangers by namoostee December 31, 2019

Rusty Badger 

When you're taking a shit and a menstruating woman mounts and rides your face.

Greg wanted a blumpkin but his chick decided she would give him a rusty Badger.

Rusty Badger by Haert November 20, 2021

1994 Badger Incident 

The 1994 Badger incident was a Incident between Markiplier and The Badger. In his defense he didn't know they weren't compatible ( Badger + Fireworks ) Used in Welcome To The Game 2 ( By Markiplier )

The 1994 Badger Incident was very sad but it wasn't my fault...

1994 Badger Incident by SaraDeLaraFucksAlot November 22, 2021

Canteen Badges

Food stains on one’s clothing, letting you know what they had for lunch without you having to ask

‘Did you see the state of Ronnie’s vest, was covered in canteen badges’

Canteen Badges by Jess_Rabbit July 10, 2023

Badger Patrol Alpha 

Badger Patrol Alpha is a secret society created to combat the evils of Wolverine Squadron X. Badger Patrol Alpha members have sworn to uphold the Code of the Badger (see below), and may never reveal themselves as being members of Badger Patrol Alpha, so that the lowly Wolverine Squadron X members cannot target their families.

I, Badger (insert code here), am a Badger Patrol Alpha member, and I will maintain values that my Badger forefathers set before me. I will do my best to battle the evil, malicious ways of Wolverine Squadron X. I will remain true to this pledge beyond my last breath, holding steady in my integrity into death.
(shout): BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS!

Badger Patrol Alpha by Highanxietymind February 8, 2008

Honey Badger 

A Honey badger is one fearless mother fucker! He is the ultimate badass of the animal kingdom. No one knows what they look like as anyone who's ever seen one has been immediately killed by said badger. They wouldn't think twice about starting some shit and are actually totally fearless, when they kill something (usually 100+ kills a day) they crack open their victims skull with their teeth and eat their brain and digest their thoughts. This makes the Honey Badger the world most intelligent and ruthless mother fucker out ther. They will also sleep with and inpregnate your sister while she sleeps.

Explorer: Oh look, theres a Honey badger!

2.35 seconds later

Oh look, I'm dead!

Honey Badger by Squaids187 July 7, 2010