bradytard

- an NFL fan that exaggerates Tom Brady’s role in team accomplishments & relies on narrative over facts to create a verifiably false narrative that Tom Brady has had to do more heavy lifting for his team over his career than is actually verifiable with facts

- a sports fan who overstates Tom Brady’s production and abilities as an NFL QB primarily based on statistical data or facts that are the result of things outside of Tom Brady’s role as QB

- a sports fan who overstates Tom Brady’s perception as a professional athlete in order to side-step the fact that he is inferior to his peers when it comes to his level of performance that he actually has control over, I.E. passing, taking sacks, throwing INTs, points per drive on offense, etc.

Saying “Tom Brady does the most with less” or “Tom Brady could throw for 4,000 yards with random people off the street” is a typical Bradytard statement.

by JPMRRJr21118 March 22, 2021

Bradly Moment

Bradly Moment is referring to when someone does something incredibly stupid/dumb. Equivalent to someone having a massive bozone layer and or having brain worms.

Term originates from Paul Bradly a American school student who was incredibly dumb and had a stutter, leading him to being hated and bullied.

Angelo: Damn bro Chris just had a massive Bradly Moment.

Xavier: I know right!

by Defen1 October 10, 2021

Lounging Brad

The act of sitting back and chillin in school. This includes both leaning back in your chair and putting feet up on the desk infront of you and taking off your shoes. There are many different ways to "lounging brad" including the choke hold, the chin knee and the "can you just leave me alone" position. Similar to "debbie downer" and "nervous nelly"

Stop being such a lounging brad and get some homework done

by Jack Riordan February 23, 2009

Thomas Bradley Scale

The Thomas Bradley scale is a measure of the tastiness of the ‘parmo’ based on the experiences of his eponymous founder - a prodigious and widely renowned consumer of the dish.

Bradley is widely known in the North East for his dedication to a parmo only diet - a commitment he maintained throughout his later years.

Mythology has it that Bradley often lavished himself with bottled Coca Cola which he would pour ravishingly over his face to remove the remnants of the Parmesan cheese.

“Hey Byson, you got a Parmo from Bueno last night, how are they?”

“They’re definitely an 8 on the Thomas Bradley scale La - they would have got his fingers going ten to the dozen.”

by OmarTurk April 13, 2020

A Bradater

A unit of ping; 1162ms

Mack: I have 581ms.
Mogar: Wow Mack, that's half a Bradater.

by @@meme September 26, 2021

Tom Fuckin' Brady

When you're so damn good, you're like 2x NFL MVP and 4x Super Bowl champ Tom Brady

He's like Tom Fuckin' Brady out there

by tFb49 May 19, 2016

Brady Potter

THE HOTTEST MAN IN THE WORLD, GOOGLE HIS NAME AND U WONT BE DISAPPOINTED!!! I SWEAR, even if ur a guy like chill and give another dude a compliment because DAMN. He is dating the YouTuber ‘Larrey’ and has his own YouTube channel WHERE U CAN SEE HIS HOTNESS LIKE OMFG

Person 1: hey did you see Brady Potter in his new YouTube video?
Person 2: who is that?
Person 1: *pulls up Brady’s pic*
Person 2: GOD DAMN HE IS HOT

by iLikeTurtlesss April 15, 2020