Alondra

Pretty girl with a nice fatty, and nice boobs. She is usually shy but gorgeous. Usually with a lot of friends & lots of haters. Named after a bird. And the girl you would like to fuck.

Alondra is sexy!

by sexiiboi007 June 5, 2009

Ding-Dong Sing Along

When two or more women perform oral sex on one man.

"Oh man the other night my girl was going down on me in the living room and her roommate walked in and was all turned on so i said "Go ahead, join in, its a regular Ding-Dong Sing Along!"

by RichardSlinger April 11, 2010

alone

a disorder marked by habitual masturbation where the only fluid leaving your body is tears

Since that bitch left me I've been so alone.

by Lester S. Darfwat an' Steinwell March 21, 2003

Alondra and Adrian

An amazing couple, unseperatable by any hoe or Nigga. Have there ups and downs, but by far the best couple in the world. So many memories, and too many haters. Nothing gets between alondra and Adrian. They're the besets friends. Long lasting relationship, and most likely will get married and have kids in the future.

Did you see Alondra and Adrian! Damn, I wish me and my girlfriend had that kind of relationship!

by XPINKloveBARBIE June 18, 2011

Alon

sexiest man alive

"Ooooh Alon, you are a sex god!"

by Hannah C June 10, 2003

Alonism

One who is extremely weird in nature and behaviour.

That guy from school, Loni, is so fucking weird, I think he suffers from alonism.

by Nigerian Hair February 21, 2009

Alondra

Is a really sexy beautiful girl who cares so much about her friends. She likes to act all that but she is perfect.

Boy 1: do you go out with alondra?

Boy2: yep, she thick thick to I hit that

by S.O.M.E.O.N.E June 9, 2019