Astard

1) An Astard is what a b-ist calls a Bastard. People who do not appreciate the letter B will use the term astard.
2) Somebody who has a retarded arse.

I hate my astard

by TheSoloSaint April 21, 2011

altar ego

The hypocritical show of goodness a scoundrel adopts when going to church.

Crooks always put on their altar ego for public consumption at Sunday services.

by backinbowl February 12, 2010

circus atari

chaotic and crazy

the party was out of control, total circus atari

by Lar-o December 3, 2003

Worshipping the Porcelain Altar

Throwing up. Can be used in two ways:
a) euphemism for drunk-barf.
b) euphemism for bulemic-induced barf.

a)

Brad: Whoa... last night I got totally sloshed and was worshipping the porcelain altar for ages.
John: We know. We heard you.

b)
Brittney: So, ok, I've been, like, worshipping the porcelain altar... if you know what I mean... and I think it's made me like, so totally skinny! But I'm still like, way fat. You know?
Kelsey: Yaaa, hon, ya. Trust me. I've been at it for like, a year. And look at me.
(Hip bones protrude)
I'm like, a blimp.

by grapefruit95 June 14, 2010

Antarctican

Of or relating to Antarctica

Antarctican waters are less salty than the waters of the other oceans.

by zoomaster160 June 1, 2011

Antarctica

A continent in the southern hemisphere. Argentina will probaly break the Antarctic Treaty and settle it. There is ice caps and barren land. It is not hard to live in. A country in Antarctica would most likely be suceesful.

Someone should settle Antarctica.

by Egbert October 18, 2003

artar

actin a fool; people who call other people artars are mainly doing it so that person can say he/she is not the only artar

1. "That Jamie girl is actin a fool! "

2. "Don't worry, she's an artar too."

by birdman1234 December 5, 2009