Autistic fuckton

When you have a large amount of something. Usually many items in a particular group of objects or many copies of the same item

Dude, have you seen Tony's jackstands and floor jacks?

Other dude: yeah bro, he has an autistic fuckton of tools in general bro.

Autistic fuckton by Ttess1 January 12, 2026

Autistic pet human

Typically a special needs person that looks adorable with the innocent eyes of a reptile or household pet. This is slang used by younger teens, and is considered offensive most often.

"Dude dylan is an autistic pet human."

Autistic pet human by Superslicer January 29, 2026

Autistic fact

A fact so esoteric that you ( no offense to autistic people) simply knowing it makes you seem autistic even if irl you aren't, you never were and perhaps never will be.

Naming, in order, all NHL teams who have won the Stanley Cup since 1975 is not an autistic fact..you most likely have the memory of an elephant.

Autistic fact by Uncle Dimma April 8, 2026

Flip Autistic Shit 

To flip shit over something stupid; making a big deal out of something that doesn't matter

Mari's parents always Flip Autistic Shit when they hear that she is spending time with a boy named Dominic.

Flip Autistic Shit by LeDom Wames June 12, 2013

cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker 

a dick head guy who just fuckes shit up even when he try to be good

harry you cant do anything right, your such a cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker

cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker by greg.gatzz May 30, 2017

Gay Autistic Retard 

The average twitter user

“Oh, they Gay Autistic Retard got banned from twitter.”

Gay Autistic Retard by MyNameIsntJesse February 2, 2022

Ur Aunt Autistic 

The only insult that can surpass “Ur Granny Tranny”. Only use this when you want to end someones life

Jim: Ur mom gay
Matt: No u
Jim: Ur dad lesbian
Matt: Ur granny tranny
Jim: Ur aunt autistic
Matt: *dies instantly- stuck in purgatory*

Ur Aunt Autistic by Composition Notebook March 12, 2018