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Astronaughty

Acts of a sexual nature performed when one or more people in said act are exceptionally high off of illicit substances.
"Hey girl, what say you and I smoke this here and get astronaughty at my place?"
by ready2ruckus May 12, 2022
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Astronaughty

(V. Ah-strow-nah-tee) The act of when one or more persons is/are engaging in sexual activity with each other while heavily under the influence of illicit substances.
"Aye gurrrl, what says you and I smoke this here and get astronaughty back at my place?"
by ready2ruckus May 12, 2022
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Antonaut

The antonym of "Juggernaut".

The proverbial nickname of the "Big Brother" type entity that was surreptitiously halted as "Deus Ex Machina", or "Act of God", in the early part of 21st Century Earth history.

Alternate definitions include:

a) Grasp-44 - an exacerbated "Catch-22".

b) The Arbitrarily Appearing Gunman Paradox - unilateral "suicidality" upward momentum.

c) Granite Grave or "Slate-Face" - a result of "Tabula Rasa" "reasoning" (or the "school" of "imbecility").
Example use: "Hey Mary; look, it's a slug, it's a leaf . . . no, it's the 'Antonaut'. Haha, retard."
by Overlord0 August 23, 2016
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Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University

An aviation school where you pay twice is much to be only half as good. Numbers do not lie. Embry-Riddle students chose to ignore numbers though. This is due to the fact they do not have a well rounded university experience. They also have 90% male student body. This could contribute to their very high numbers of homosexuality in the student body. They spend huge amounts of money on advertising which could be a contributing factor to as why they cost twice as much as the number one aviation college in the United States. The average Embry Riddle student is a male, very preppy kid from a rich family that believes he and his univeristy is the best even when all the statistics say otherwise. He is also usually an in the closet homosexual. They believe they are superior pilots due to the fact that they paid more for their education. Overall one of those typical stuck up private schools that only rich kids go to.
Embry-Riddle recruiter: I see your interested in Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University .
High School Student: Yes I am but I'm wondering. Why does Embry-Riddle costs twice as much when all the numbers and statistics of succes point to The University of North Dakota?
Embry-Riddle Recruiter: Well that is because we are just simply better.
High School Student: Well thats weird because facts seem to point to that MSU Mankato is just as good as you. How embarassing!
by deltapilot April 1, 2009
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asstronaut

See that guy? what an asstronaut!
by Anonymous July 14, 2003
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astronut

Siples: Hey im having a lan party tonight, wanna come?
Me: Fuck no, i fucking hate you
by Colin Beckley April 24, 2005
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Anal Astronaunt

Act of males porking other males in the butthole.
harry sure is a anal astronaunt
by sexual relation July 14, 2009
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