The act of changing which country you root for in the Olympics. Usually done when your home country's team is terrible.
Guy 1: Wow USA is terrible at curling! I'm rooting for Switerland.
Guy 2: What? You can't do that.
Guy 1: Yes I can, its an Olympic Adoption.
Guy 2: What? You can't do that.
Guy 1: Yes I can, its an Olympic Adoption.
by Sauerz54 February 22, 2010
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a very small town north of orlando, florida known for smelling of human excrement and for its incredibly cocky residents who proclaim "Apopka is the shit" (which is rather ironic). Named after the most polluted lake in central florida(lake apopka). supposedly apopka means "the big potato" in some native american dilect.
by jwho? May 17, 2006
Get the apopka mug.A less painful, more humane alternative to abortion (for the baby, that is). Recent studies show that abortion actually IS painful to the fetus being aborted. Therefore, in order to avoid having a baby, one should do one of the following:
1. Let yourself give birth to the baby, then simply put it up for adoption.
2. Make it easy for yourself simply by not fucking your boyfriend until you're ready to support a child and have a new husband. 10/1 chances your so-called "lover" will want nothing to do with you after he finds out the news.
1. Let yourself give birth to the baby, then simply put it up for adoption.
2. Make it easy for yourself simply by not fucking your boyfriend until you're ready to support a child and have a new husband. 10/1 chances your so-called "lover" will want nothing to do with you after he finds out the news.
Rachael may have been dumb enough to fuck that asswipe, but at least she's giving her unwanted baby a chance by putting it up for adoption instead of aborting.
by ScYtH August 17, 2004
Get the adoption mug.A male fan of the band Apostrophy.
A sex god who is also a fan of the band Apostrophy.
A bed wetter... who is a fan of the band Apostrophy.
An annoying erection that won't subside, even after countless hours of masturbation... and is a fan of the band Apostrophy.
A sex god who is also a fan of the band Apostrophy.
A bed wetter... who is a fan of the band Apostrophy.
An annoying erection that won't subside, even after countless hours of masturbation... and is a fan of the band Apostrophy.
My penis is so hard and it won't go away... what an apostro-pain in the ass it is to have a raging apostrodude in my pants.
by Smalljohnson-bigheart August 29, 2009
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A person who sees themselves as a moral police officer... a moral apostle.
A person who sees themselves as a moral police officer... a moral apostle.
Someone makes a joke about something considered politically correct in the western world. A person affected by apostlitis will become enraged and launch into a tirade about how "wrong" this joke is.
by Secular Prophet November 16, 2010
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mainly use in Japan.
mainly use in Japan.
Greg: i've just got a girl called Naomi last Monday and she was hot!!!.
John: yeah, so? You got yourself an adopted cat, that's all...
Greg: ...fuck you
John: yeah, so? You got yourself an adopted cat, that's all...
Greg: ...fuck you
by SpeedyL June 30, 2011
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