as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night

a common phrase used when describing an extremely rigid erection.

"wow, my girlfriend gave me a joyner last night and i was as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night"

by Nick Meyer. April 1, 2008

wack arnold

the apex of lame. the most uncool of the uncool. the worst part of any situation; a made up person responsible for anything that is upsetting/unpleasant/unsatisfactory.

-"Hey Bill, wanna go get drinks after work?"
-"Sorry I can't tonight."
-"Oh hello Wack Arnold. When did you get here? I thought I was talking to my friend Bill."

-"Dude this party sucks."
-"Yeah I heard Wack Arnold put this together."

-"I'm thinking about going on a diet."
-"You know who you sound like right now? Wack Arnold."

-"Hey Joe, I need to take tomorrow off. I'm taking my family up to Canada for the weekend."
-"Canada? Who's your travel agent? Wack Arnold?"

-"Dude it hurts when I pee. I think that chick gave me something last night."
-"Did you go home with Wack Arnold again?"

by Dick Tipps October 20, 2012

Arnold Schwarzenegger

The Governor of The Republic of California, a former movie star and buisinessman who successfully ran for governor against the failed and corrupt Gray Davis. He is known as the Governator and enjoys crushing girly men, robots, and illegal aliens. Mess with him, and you will feel the full wrath of the Governator. He traveled back in time to ensure the survival of John Connor. His last name need not be said (or spelled), he is simply referred to as Arnold. His list of accomplishments can be viewed at www.joinarnold.com. He is looking forward to serving a second term in office. Keep it up, Arnold! California is proud of you!

"I'll be back"

"Join Arnold! Together, we'll bring back California"

"Our governor can beat up your governor!"

"your borders have been breached!!!"

"two words: Arnold Schwarzenegger"

by peopleofcalifornia June 21, 2006

anoid

a person, or approximation thereof, who is a reasonable facsimily of an "ASSHOLE", but does not meet the quality standards of the afore mentioned.

The"Darbs" of Cal Tech ( residents of Dabney House) are a homogenious group of anoids.

by Robert Secrest May 13, 2008

Arnold Schwarzenegger

A totally sweet action hero of many movies in which physic and reality play little to no part.

Newslady: Arnold Schwarzenegger, do you have a political platform yet?
AS: I'm a cop you idiot.

by Mizarc September 14, 2003

Arnold

Booty

Bro, they have a nice arnold!

by Fellow Cockasian December 11, 2018

Dirty Hey Arnold

when you are on a scavenger hunt and you are running through a field looking for easter eggs, peanut butter, and carmel and you bend over to get one of the items and a big gigantic black guy comes up from behind you and shoves his big 1 foot black cock up your ass and yells "Hey Arnold."

Woah I just got hey " Dirty Hey Arnold."

by Ben Osinski February 9, 2009