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alternative

adj. used to describe people or things that are or appear impaired to the point of hilarity, usually mentally. Usage is mostly localised to a small alternative high school in Michigan.
"You're being kind of alternative today" "That car/goat is alternative."
by Schmill the Definer May 8, 2006
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Alternative society movement

A movement where people seek to drop out of regular society and form a society among themselves where there are lots of drugs,sex ect. and they often form communes and/or have regular gatherings with lots of drugs,sex ect. and there is a general hippie counter culture outlook on life. One of the main ideas is that if enough people join it there won't be enough people in regular society and it will colapse and the alternative society will take over.
John is in the alternative society movement.
by Deep blue 2012 June 30, 2010
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Alternateen

Not to be confused with the other (incorrect) definition of alternateen (which actually is an umbrella of Punk, Poserpunk, Emo, Scene, Goth, Hardcore, Grindcore, and Death Metal, all in one tight little generalization), Alternateens are the undereducated Hipsters. They look relatively indie, but stay within earth tones, have close to hippie-esque hair, and tend to say they listen to "Alternative Music" not knowing the specifics of the genre. Alternative encompasses all subgenres of rock (see whats above, give or take some). Alternateens are mostly found in small towns and are teenagers that try too hard with knowing so little about culture.
We were walking down the street in that tiny port town when we passed a teen center surrounded by Alternateens, who gave us the nastiest look.
by regretsareawaste April 9, 2008
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alternatelligent

Something outside "the norm" which is really quite smart.
Cooperative Businesses, Organic Ethnic Food, Pierced Eyeglasses
by InaGoddessEye December 16, 2004
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Alternate Grandma

The grandmother that you and your cousins don't have in common.
"I've never met that person, she is Joe's Alternate Grandma; she and I are not related by blood."
by Goombaguy November 21, 2011
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alternate dick

When your girl swaps out with another guy during sex.
My girl was screwing me and she used her alternate dick half way thru.
by Aireas April 2, 2016
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alternate elector

A member of the GOP recommended alternate electors in an attempt to overturn the legal election.
by island thinker December 15, 2020
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