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Almosting

Spending time procrastinating and not doing much
Hey, what's up?

Not much, just almosting
by Word Spit June 24, 2024
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by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025
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Almoster

Someone who "almost" did something, didn't, but still wants to sound bad ass for almost doing it.
"Yea, I almost joined the Marines, but I knew I would punch out a Drill Instructor if they yelled at me. I'm crazy man, I'll just snap, too crazy for the Military, they couldn't handle me."

"Ah, jeez, another "Almoster"."
by Disgruntled_Sir July 26, 2023
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Almost Hadhim

A woman who's almost married. maybe even had a few kids by the guy she wanted to marry....but never married.
Julia has three kids by Jason. She wanted to marry him but never did. Julia is a Almost Hadhim
by harryjohnson79635 August 7, 2023
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Almost

Saddest word in the whole world
He was almost in love.
She was almost good for him.
He almost stopped her.
She almost made it.
He almost lived.
They almost made it.
by UR<3 December 4, 2021
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almost friday

A term used to show excitement for the last day of the work week and a round-up of things that occurred so far.

This text is typically accompanied by an image carousel of people doing entertaining things with “Almost Friday” in a Lobster font somewhere in the image.

This was started by a comedy podcast of the same name but grew to have personalized Almost Friday accounts to schools, sports teams, and more.
Oh my god, I made the almost friday page!”
“Dude, is that your ass???”
by so.outrageous March 15, 2024
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