Alcohol

Confidence in a bottle.

Bryan drank a bottle of Sailor Jerry's (Rum which contains alcohol in case you are a dumb motherfucker) and was motherfucking confident and comfortable with his own personality (the opposite of his usual self).

by wittyname January 19, 2010

alcohol dick

When a man is so drunk he can have sex with a girl for a long time because he is so drunk and his dick is full of liquid.

Hey sexy guy, wanna fuck me?

No, You can't handle my alcohol dick.

by rackcitybitch2012 January 2, 2012

Alcoa

1. Aluminum Company of America
2. A city 20 miles south of Knoxville, TN.
3. Home of the Alcoa Tornadoes and rivals of the Maryville Rebels.

If you look at almost any baseball/softball bat it will have a logo of Alcoa on it.

by Lil Wardie July 6, 2008

Alcohol Civilization Theory

The theory that alcohol is the cause of the existance of civilization. In the theory, alcohol is considered to be the "enlightenment" of man.

The Alcohol Civilization Theory was invented by me as a joke.

by Yami Yokaze September 16, 2004

alcohol

Vitamin for your liver

Melissa drank alcohol, which improved the health of her liver and her life

by wittyname January 24, 2010

Alcock

Alcock's are the sickest cunts ever. they always get all the bitches and fuck like crazy.

"Fuck, that alcock is baller, look at how he is pounding that pulsating cunt"

by bestcuntever August 23, 2014

alcohog

The greedy asshole who hides his or her booze and never shares becuase they "might not have enough".

You did you see Eva(random name) last night? She was a total Alcohog. Yeah, what a bitch.

by jstore41 January 18, 2008