alchyzheimers

Someone who has alzheimers and an alcoholic.

I'm an old fuck and drink a bunch. I think I have alzheimers and a liver disorder. Crap! No I have alchyzheimers.

by fish on!!! July 25, 2009

alchoflop

when your so drunk, you cant get a boner LOL!

go out, pull i chick, take her home... and alchoflop UL M7!!

by mrskag April 22, 2007

Alchologically Challenged

The inabillity to sustain prolonged drinking sessions before loosing all reasoning.

Alchologically Challenged, don't be ridiculous, I've spilt more beer down my waistcoat than you've supped all night.

by Lucy Mitchell January 19, 2009

alchemism

Addicted to finding a way of turning other substances, especially any kind of alcohol, into gold. This gives justification to themselves to continue buying and consuming these substances.

Is john coming out with us?
'Are you kidding, hes got Alchemism!'
Oh dear, poor john.

John " I'd come out but I really must drink this bottle of vodka first. Im sure it will work this time because Im mixing it with a new juice".

by NorthernSoulKTF November 19, 2015

achyuta

Friend of Govindee number 3.

He is an Achyuta

by FR BRO UR KINDA DUMB October 1, 2021

Achy Breaky Heart

The constant head swelling from an "L" shaped snapping of the penis which does not allow the rushing blood to continue circulating.

He was drunk and slamming her backdoor when he missed the hole and hit her ass cheek- snapping his penis in half.

by Burt April 5, 2005

Alcholove

A combonation of the word alcohol and love (obviously).
It is the love one feels for another human being when under the influeance of alcohol.

Peter had a great amount of alcholove for Jane at the party.

by smurph09 November 24, 2010