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Alcohol Shift

Calling into work to request more shifts with the intention of spending the money earned on alcohol for the weekend.
Ah, that reminds me. I must ring work today for some alcohol shifts for this weekend.
by Moet111 February 20, 2011
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Fecal Alcohol Syndrome

Simply defining the action of "Beer Shits:" A phenomenon occurring when one drinks far to much of an alcoholic substance and discharges mass quantities of fecal matter.
" Hey friend, whilst celebrating the Holiday Season I indulged in far to much of the Devils Nectar; now I have Fecal Alcohol Syndrome."
by DrFunkadelicacy April 23, 2014
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Alcohol Tolerant

When over time you can drink slightly more than you normally can before you feel ill. A sign of alcohol addiction.
My alcohol tolerant levels have gone up. A year ago I was smashed after two glasses of wine. Now it takes me a whole bottle to get wasted.
by Hijinxs July 24, 2007
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alcohol thursday

the perfect day of the week to drink.
me:hey, it's alcohol thursday!
dude: but it's friday..
me: wow, it came twice this week.
by kaitlyn2 September 12, 2006
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alcohol

A legal intoxicant. Alcohol is more or less yeast's piss, yet some people drink it like water. I really don't see why it deserves to be legal. If the gov't weren't making money from it then it certainly wouldn't be. Alcohol kills more people than all of the other illegal drugs combined, and that's not even including its indirect deaths. Many people, if not everyone, seem to think alcohol is harmless simply because it's legal and many people do it. It causes a considerable amount of damage to the brain and liver. Despite this, people who consume alcohol have told me marijuana will kill my brain cells. I always get a kick out of that.
Person A: LET'S GET WASTEDDD!!!!!!!!!!
Person B: No thank you, I'd much rather enjoy a blunt to the dome.
Person A: Fuckin pothead! You're frying your brain you know!!!!!!!!!
Person B: You do know alcohol has been proven to cause both brain and liver damage right? And that there is no conclusive evidence that marijuana harms the brain?
Person A: You stupid druggie....Um...You don't know what you're talking about!
Person B: Yeah, whatever. Have fun with your booze buddy. *Proceeds to light L*
by 234234234999 January 21, 2008
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Alcofrolics

Sexual activity with another person whilst under the influence of alcohol. Usually regretted when sober.
Matt: How was the party?
Liz: Alcofrolics..
Matt: Shlag!
by Raerth August 26, 2007
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fetal alcohol syndrome

This refers to brain damage (in the form of permanent retardation) caused by a fetus being exposed to alcohol via the alcoholism of the mother. This is not to be confused with child abuse, which can also cause retardation and brain damage and be caused by alchoholism, but which involves children, which are alive, rather than fetuses, which are not fully alive, and thus inferior. Also not to be confused with the similar concepts of "crack babies" or "meth babies," which are completely unsubstantiated (and widely denounced, by those professionals who study such things) allegations propagated by the Church of Voodoo Pharmacology.

The phrase can be used as an explanation for unusually retarded behavior. See alcohol in the blood surrogate.
Did you see that Klan rally on TV yesterday? Talk about fetal alcohol syndrome.
by jazzriff October 14, 2005
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