Australia 

First of all, KOALAS AREN’T BEARS
second of all, Australia is the best god-fucking cunt-ry

See what I did there

Mate, Australia is fucking nuts
Mate: yeah, lotta cunts there ain’t there?

Australia by Syrup of the Maply Maples April 3, 2019

Australia 

Australia is a fake country implanted in almost evryone's memories by the US Gouvernement. It's funny because how can people still belive in the 21st century that a country can be upside down! Come on, Isaac Newton invented gravity for something, people can't be upside down, they woulod just fal down into the Milkway. And also, it's a supposed land in which lives mythological animals called "Giraffes".

Friend 1: I don't know what fiction book should I buy today.
Friend 2: Well, pic this one called Australia, it's 100% fiction.

Australia by Jacobo The Canadian June 11, 2019

Australia 

Land of crocodiles, and no fear.
If you have someone in you life that lived (or lives) in Australia they arnt afraid of anything.

My friend is from Australia.

Australia by Hayden L. October 1, 2019

Australia 

A fictional country

“Australia isn’t fucking real, mate.”

Australia by gummybearrose October 18, 2019

Australia 

A country that does not exist. Everyone who says they are from Australia is an actor paid by the government to make us think the flat earth is not round.

Don’t forget to pay the Actors. We don’t want people to know the Australia is fake.

Australia by Definitely the CIA October 21, 2019

Australia 

Australia is a made up country by the government ment to send people to . In reality they get fed to you in your maccies burgers

Friend 1 :have you heard of Australia

Friend 2 : there fake lmao

Australia by Weeweewoowoo November 11, 2019

Australia 

Australia is a hot,red country(kind of like mars), it is well known for their surfers and accents but most importantly their love for kangaroos and putting shrimp on the Barbie(barbeque). Although the Australians may not know what Wi-Fi or any other digital electronics are, they do love to go crocodile wrestling and surfing. Most meals they have is accompanied by vegemite.

I sure do love Australia and putting shrimps on the Barbie crikey! there's a shark In the water
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Australia by unknown_writer523 December 15, 2019