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The best looking white guy ever to exist, Strong, Handsome, and has a better physique than anyone around him. Andre tends to have a big shlong and boasts around about it to his lesser peers
Dang that man is a total Andre
Andre by Illboneurmom May 30, 2018
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A guy that turns out better than you expected or originally anticipated. Probably has brown hair. Probably sexy as hell.
What was that? Was that a pigeon. No, dammit. THAT's an Andre.
Ryan Reynolds is such an Andre.

Dag nabbit. If only I had an Andre in my life.
Andre by Neytari June 1, 2018
An Andre is the funniest person you will ever meet. He is caring, but is usually scared to show his true feelings. He doesn’t really like to be serious unless it’s truly needed like in school. Speaking of school, he is extremely smart and knows it, but is mostly humble. Andres like to brag to girls they like about how good they are at sports (usually play soccer and are GOOD). They will also make fun of a girl they like. People expect them to be rude and disrespectful, but they are actually very kind in their own kind of way. Andres are amazing and you are lucky if you have one in your life.
girl: i have a crush on Andre but he always makes fun of me... do you think he likes me?
person: oh yeah totally!
Andre by hajshsshjsb June 1, 2018
Cool person don’t like drama he will knock a nigga out if he have too got hella friends got good grades and will Make it to college and I will get a scholarship And be rich and famous And Andre got a lot of haters
Andre is the best person dont hate
Andre by THEREALONEANDONLY. November 7, 2018
He's nice and kind and wouldn't harm a soul. <3.Also the kid who slaps Serena(the school bully) when she harrasadqasgwas(harasses) Joey, his friend. And it always works.
Here come Andre and he slaps Serena the end, I couldn't think of a sentence. Please let this slide.
Andre by Smexsher the Skull November 7, 2018
Andre is a beaner but not to beaner boy who thinks he's all that, claims he's a blood or crip sagg's hella low you can almost see his ass cheeks. He's also a smart boy but since he claims he is a "blood" he tries to act hella dumb. He's also had hella girlfriend's, he's hella funny though and always puts a smile on your face. He always does his dance move "stirring the soup" and he also FARTS ALOT
You wish you were as savage as Andre

All the bloods want to be Andre

You wish your darts were as loud as Andres
Andre by #1 FARTER December 6, 2018