When those stupid fucking pigeons look at you with their stupid fucking faces so you run up and punt the shit out of them.
Paul: Dude I went Pigeon Punting in New York.
Kevin: Dude why though?
Paul: They fucking stole my fries so I punted their ass.
Kevin: Dude why though?
Paul: They fucking stole my fries so I punted their ass.
by Nemoisdumb45 February 25, 2019
A move so devastatingly horrifying typically in plants vs. Zombies garden warfare, 1 or 2, where an all-star presses the left bumper as soon as they make contact with anything that moves resulting in them killing you with it then t-bagging you typically because their father shows then no love or affection due to him leaving them at the age of 2
Plant: oh no! Its an imp punter!!!! What a fucking pussy
All-star: *left bumper spamming*
Plant: You fucking bitch.
All-star: *t-bags*
All-star: *left bumper spamming*
Plant: You fucking bitch.
All-star: *t-bags*
by Deez ur mom lmao November 01, 2021
by Bonemasonary August 01, 2018
The act of having uncomfortable sex with someone who is too intoxicated to proceed but unwilling to drop it all together, leading to several useless and occasionally painful pelvic thrusts.
Toniann did not enjoy her first sexual experience with her brand new lover due to being cunch punted for an hour before he gave up.
by Extreme Koala March 01, 2021
by Ogle google April 05, 2022
Any very small dog, such as a chihuahua or dachshund, that stands just tall enough for you to get your foot under and punt it.
by NonPC Fox April 28, 2008
just another dumb way immature dudes will use a football reference to describe kicking chics in the lady parts.
I've landes the most kicks to chics in their vaginas. I'm the reigning cunt punt champion. MVP MOST CUNT PUNTS LANDED!!!
by SuezeeSmurd November 07, 2018