The act of having uncomfortable sex with someone who is too intoxicated to proceed but unwilling to drop it all together, leading to several useless and occasionally painful pelvic thrusts.
Toniann did not enjoy her first sexual experience with her brand new lover due to being cunch punted for an hour before he gave up.
by Extreme Koala March 1, 2021
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by Ogle google April 4, 2022
Get the punt nugget mug.A move so devastatingly horrifying typically in plants vs. Zombies garden warfare, 1 or 2, where an all-star presses the left bumper as soon as they make contact with anything that moves resulting in them killing you with it then t-bagging you typically because their father shows then no love or affection due to him leaving them at the age of 2
Plant: oh no! Its an imp punter!!!! What a fucking pussy
All-star: *left bumper spamming*
Plant: You fucking bitch.
All-star: *t-bags*
All-star: *left bumper spamming*
Plant: You fucking bitch.
All-star: *t-bags*
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Get the Cunt Punt mug.Any very small dog, such as a chihuahua or dachshund, that stands just tall enough for you to get your foot under and punt it.
by NonPC Fox April 28, 2008
Get the punt rat mug.just another dumb way immature dudes will use a football reference to describe kicking chics in the lady parts.
I've landes the most kicks to chics in their vaginas. I'm the reigning cunt punt champion. MVP MOST CUNT PUNTS LANDED!!!
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