by This is obj June 10, 2018
Get the Alyssamug. The girls that everyone admires, she's smart, athletic, pretty, and very funny. Everyone needs an Alyssa in there life. She's the one who never leaves your side and forgives you everytime.
by Blondie😊 June 9, 2017
Get the Alyssamug. A pretty girl who is secretly controlled by the queen shrimp, the shrimp controlling her mind wants to enslave all humankind so that the shrimp eat humans with sauce. Very diabolical, use strong caution around an alyssa!
Boy who hates evil shrimp: Run away everyone the grand shrimp controls her mind!
Alyssa: I have no idea what he is talking about
Innocent bystander (who clearly doesn’t understand the real predicament we are in): Bro what are you on?
Alyssa: I have no idea what he is talking about
Innocent bystander (who clearly doesn’t understand the real predicament we are in): Bro what are you on?
by Smartboywhohatesevilshrimp July 5, 2018
Get the Alyssamug. A very nice, and kind girl that can make anyone smile and laugh at any time. Someone very determined in what she likes. A very helpful person, that will be there for you at all times. Someone that you can trust you, and that can trust you back. A girl so amazing, that just seeing the first post on her story makes you say "God, I'm lucky to be able to know an Alyssa"
I'd wake up every day saying to my self "I wonder if there are any other girls out there like Alyssa"
by Fancy Mustard October 23, 2017
Get the Alyssamug. A fucking stubborn bitch who doesn't accept the fact that's she really amazing and has all the good looks.
A fucking lad, everyone wants to be friends with her.
A fucking lad, everyone wants to be friends with her.
by coolerbitchier August 11, 2019
Get the Alyssamug. She’s loyal and will always keep your secrets. She loves to make people’s day. She’s insecure, shy, and has a low self esteem, but once you get to know her, she’s the loudest, funniest girl you’ll ever meet.
by Autumn3561 August 31, 2018
Get the Alyssamug. Jim-“Have you seen Alyssa today”
John-“nope, must be blending in with the ants again”
Jeremy-“she might be recording elf 2”
John-“nope, must be blending in with the ants again”
Jeremy-“she might be recording elf 2”
by Happyfeet220104 December 17, 2018
Get the Alyssamug.