almost

possible the saddest word in planet earth

they almost made it
he almost loved me
i was almost ready

by .woah. April 21, 2019

Almosting

Spending time procrastinating and not doing much

Hey, what's up?

Not much, just almosting

by Word Spit June 24, 2024

I almost killed him

OOOH! OH! DID YOU NOW JOE ROGAN!? LOOK AT THAT! SEE!?

Hoe Rogaine "I almost killed him for saying a singer was shit! I can't even interact with Hym because I just wouldn't be able to control myself!"

Hym "Uh-Oh! I guess that means Matt Dillahunty has to be the boss of you forever! You can't maintain that you will kill certain people because you can't control yourself but that I need to be controlled and don't get rights. I guess no more guns for Joe Rogan huh? Did I kill Noah? Nope. Should have. And this just proves that you are doing this under false pretenses. So... They tried CEO... And They tried politicians.... Who will be next? Pundits? PLEEEEASE let it be pundits! Heheheh..."

by Hym Iam July 1, 2025

almost all nighter

Staying up for almost all night, usually to about 5:00am. A teenage (age 12- 14) form of an all nighter that is cut short, as to not be caught by your parents.

Geek1: What happened? You just logged off in the middle of the quest in the MMO!

Geek2: Sorry, but I was pulling an almost all nighter. If my parents saw me I'd be dead right now.

Geek1: Sux2bu

by JohnJacobJingleHimer Schmit June 20, 2008

almost halfway there

used when hiking to answer someone's dumb question of "are we there yet"

"are we there yet?"
"we are almost halfway there."

by SchizNoFriendia March 23, 2021

almost four hundred dollars.

money approximately in the range between $350 - $399

but never exactly or over $400

how much did mom spend on you at lululemon?

almost four hundred dollars.

by flaccid grass March 18, 2023

Almost being

When you are a lot on the internet and dont feel that you are doing much really

I've been almost being like this for..lets say a year

by Windzard August 7, 2018