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Abraham

Although devilishly handsome, with a smile easy to trust, and a hairline drawn by the gods, Abraham is a dangerous man, a man of great power and athleticism, a man of great understanding and intelligence beyond that of the average human. Do not mess with Abraham, he would prefer to love you unless given no option. At the point of no more options, your fate has already been sent into the hands of the god of death, and the order will be carried out by Abraham himself.
It is unfortunate that he is such a chick magnet, because when his heart is captured by one woman, his loyalty is unwavering and your chances with him come to a halt.
Yo, I’ve always wanted to be like Abraham, he’s such a stud, all around man.
by DefinitelyNotAbraham November 22, 2021
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ABRAHAM

- the most handsome guy living in Mars
•Alien 1 - “What that ?”

•Alien 2 - “Oh that’s Abraham, the only human in Mars”
by sombermusicplayin November 22, 2021
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Abraham Tozier

He’s cold as ice and will defend his loved ones fiercely. Heart of Gold if he lets you see it. Wicked Smaht knows lots of shit about a lot of stuff. Just ask him! He’s part of the rainbow mafia, so you know, don’t come for him unless he sends for you.
Abraham Tozier fucked your father and your brother while your mom was baking him cookies.
by Carlene Abbot November 23, 2021
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Abraham swirl

A sexual endeavor that occurs between an interracial couple of any gender, where at least one member of the party has a robust and large Abraham Lincoln beard.
Have you seen Dave's new girlfriend? I bet she enjoys partaking in the Abraham Swirl.
by Sheldons_pennies May 25, 2023
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Abraham Lincoln

-is my name
And with my pen I wrote the same
I wrote in both hast and speed
and left it here for fools to read
by Anony. Res October 19, 2023
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Mt. Abraham

some funky ass school man
person 1: I go to Mt. Abraham for school
person 2: that's some funky school you got there
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Abraham Accords

No capitulation to the Zionists. Their response shows that they cannot be negotiated with.
Hym "No more Abraham Accords. The war-crimes of the Zionists need to be punished rather than rewarded."
by Hym Iam November 1, 2023
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