Melissa

She’s a bitch and really annoying. She never shuts the fuck up like for real she’s always talking and always being so fixing annoying. Can you not stfu?? If you’re a Melissa and you’re reading this stfu
Oh it’s melissa. STFU!!!!!!!
by Ndnbshdjddj November 26, 2017
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a very nice girl that like taking it from behind. Don't mess with girls named Melissa cause they are usually 63% dom. also has very good choice in guys.
Guy 1: i called that girl over there lissa and she smacked me...
Guy 2: she is a total Melissa!
by ShawnIsOn March 06, 2017
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you very melissa
by mxtpls January 03, 2018
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the whitest bitch ever with ghetto-syndrome that is self-induced because she wishes she was black
Melissa has ghetto-syndrome!
That white bitch is such a Melissa!
by Ghetto-Syndrome Hater March 12, 2017
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The most ugliest person ever ... they like to rub their ass all over you , jump over seats , and dress like cartoon characters.
Melissa is such an ugly ass bitch
by Anonymous 1204 January 29, 2018
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Big nose, sychopathic honey bee!

Melissa is always attracted to guys who are unlike her, and is always acusing people of wrong-doing before asking them if they used her razer.

She can be immensely bi-polar: she can be a real bi-otch about things and can literally become the Incredible Hulk; but other times really nice, gentle and as sweet as honey as her name earns.

Plus, she loves her animals.
by m%m%m% August 01, 2011
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A Melissa are someone who can easily fall under pressure and become depressed. Results to taking unprescribed medicine, or drinking. They will want to cling to your side because they feel dependent, especially in hard times at school. Best friend will be a cat, probably for life. Walks slumped over, and kills all happy moods of others. A "Buzzkill"
Hey whats wrong?" "I had a drink last night.." "Oh no dont turn into a Melissa!
by RachelBlackburn April 23, 2011
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