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John Glenn Westland

Home of the rockets! If you want to be hoed or heartbroken, this is the place to be! Our football team is the munchiest in the nation, and our cheer team follows along to make a perfect match! Everyone is ran through, people light blunts in the bathrooms/locker rooms , and dick is more free than the wigs pulled off in the multiple fights every week! Not to mention we’re the second to worst athletic school in the KLAA east division, after #WayneMemorial ofc! Most people who attend this school don’t know the difference of “your” and “you’re” but, hey, at least our girls bowling team won the state championship!
Boy1: wtddd where you from btc
Girl1: john glenn westland! ;)
Boy1: ah hell nah, when’s the last time y’all won a football game?
Girl1: idk :( those boys just need a little more support :(, can I make it up with some head? :(
Boy1: oh, you nasty rocket.
by Arealassbtc December 6, 2022
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Glenn

He's such a glenn
by Koelegozer123 December 18, 2019
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Glenn

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by gkbosslife1 November 23, 2021
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Glenn Andre

by i am very dumb December 12, 2019
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The Glenn

Ordering pizza combinations that make no sense and end up costing more anyway. IE ordering two pizzas, 1/2 pepperoni 1/2 cheese rather than one of each.
Hey man, did you order pizzas for tonight? Yea! I got The Glenn! Two half and half!
by Partyfire July 24, 2024
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Glenn Greenwald

A sex tape so graphic that it can corrode someone's reputation. The video is so graphic, it's hard to see this person the same way. Named after journalist Glenn Greenwald, whose tape leak corroded his journalistic reputation.
Do you think a lot of these politicians have a Glenn Greenwald? It would explain a lot.
by PsySlop May 31, 2025
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glenn

behaving as a result of being obsessed with (usually) a former lover. From the 1987 movie "Fatal Attraction" starring Glenn Close.
"Don't glenn on him, Marsha! Move on!"
by Rodger Lennon November 26, 2022
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